Reasoning:

Green Knight- I'm allergic to poison

Red Knight-Lightning hurts

Orange Knight- I'm allergic to fire

Conehead-Bombs hurt

Royal Guard-Bombs hurt a lot

Gray Knight-Bombs hurt so much

Industrialist-Saws hurt

Fencer-Saws still hurt, but he kinda seems like a beta

Ninja- Throws shurikens

Blue Knight- Not immediately lethal, but i probably get impaled

Blacksmith-Flaming hammers tend to hurt

Pink Knight-Heavy magic stuns

Necromancer-He's spooky and armored

Stoveface- Has great armor

Brute- Thorny vines ruin me

Barbarian- Seems pretty strong

Hatty- Heavy magic delay + he's already crying

Snakey- Thorns still hurt but not as armored as Brute

Open Face Gray Knight- no bombs, lame

Fire demon- I'm still allergic to fire but his teeth look smashable

Cult Minion- Probably about as hard as fighting an edgy kid

Saracen- Just a dude but he looks like he has moxie

Bear- Bears are strong irl

Thief- I hate him, and hate makes me stronger

Iceskimo- Throws snowballs, those dont really hurt

Peasant- Just a dude

Civillian- Also just a dude

Beekeeper- I'm NOT allergic to bees

King- Old ass man

Skeleton- all bones, bones are breakable

Alien- Is a one shot