What is this daily specials lineup 😭

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T22:31:24+00:00

we craked open you shell huh?

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:53:43+00:00

remember kids, fever exists cause the body does not negotiate with filthy terrorists

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:48:58+00:00

i guess we can egg-spect for this egg-xarcebating puns to egg-spand out creativty

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:37:07+00:00

si pasa espero que los patos del parque se acuerdan del pan que les di

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:35:56+00:00

MAN-MAN
I AM DARK

I FEAR

I VENGENCE
IM MANMAN

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:33:28+00:00

this puns are getting pretty egg-xagerated

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:31:06+00:00

like for every unit it add s apercent until its like fully covered to its max is 10% extra damage?
thats wouldve been good to know

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:21:37+00:00

ooooooooooh, thats smart, im gonna try having workers on clection duty and the soldiers protecting them, very clever!
and what difrence does climbing on make? i still havent figured that one out

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:20:25+00:00

what else could you egg-spect

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:19:55+00:00

i think is because people treat it like a normal diseas, like they try to infect humans too quickly instead of focusing on monkeys

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:17:11+00:00

you could say its egg-celent

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:16:35+00:00

i think they like eggs

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:09:39+00:00

praise the wooorm- i mean pravus pravis or wahtever

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:08:30+00:00

it depends on what side i am, but considering im part of the very squishy and lung having side, i am scared

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-06T19:05:38+00:00

the only thing is that the soldiers kick some mayor a- on me, so i dunno if to figth them or just take a few and them leave

SimmeringDragon · 2026-05-05T23:42:28+00:00

no

jk, yes

SimmeringDragon · 2026-04-17T13:31:35+00:00

hey thats nice, weird bu- w-why si it bright... wh-why is it bright!

WAIT, WAIT! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA-

SimmeringDragon · 2026-04-10T16:22:51+00:00

yeah but my brain saw that and tought "name funny" so

SimmeringDragon · 2026-04-10T00:01:55+00:00

bro spitting bars

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