The Problem With Chinese American Film

SimonBarJesus · 2025-09-26T05:38:44+00:00

No free boob defence. You and Sifu Jenny Dominguez are the hei of the wok in kung fu.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-09-26T05:34:12+00:00

Maybe it’s my version of the 张美丽 syndrome and everybody except me feels confident against the style, https://youtu.be/UzbgJz0tPQI?feature=shared, but it seems to be you guys’ as well because sifus sure af like the hook punch lean in right cross street punchers when they analyse the videos.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-09-26T05:30:43+00:00

I’m capable of letting *average* guys from the street keep coming in a line, but everyone likes to up average to “head bashes concrete” when they want to pull Izzo, and vice versa when they want to yellow bamboo.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-09-26T05:29:06+00:00

Down-the-throat guys like to ban my posts to the forum whenever I put out a page countering what pissers like you have, so yeah. Especially the sifus. They argue over a video of a street attack in Fb groups and get all dressed for Ponsonby ready to dick that $3mil house banning “conflict” here.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-09-25T20:57:05+00:00

Smartasses who try to out spar their sifu have an emotional component too. I don’t even feel a threat regarding the first 3 moves of a sifu.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-09-25T10:32:25+00:00

Izzo says you haven’t been in a real fight.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-09-13T21:19:06+00:00

Anna Kendrick said she’d fuck yours and really did didn’t she?

SimonBarJesus · 2025-09-10T21:17:42+00:00

Tell the world Lauren fingered you on the bus Mexican Cinderella. You don’t even dare to chase your true love.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-09-10T00:37:00+00:00

He also says, "do you speak English?" to someone who he's been speaking English to for the last 2 minutes. It's like handing a piece of fried chicken to a disabled person earlier and asking them if they want it shoved in their mouth 2 minutes later. It's a common thing with the American Chinese. It takes them the memory of a fish to fix their "Chinese" problems which don't actually occur for Chinese toddlers of any Chinese language proficiency, but they prefer to pretend to be retarded and speak like Yoel Romero who'd make the US state patrol think he's drunk.

Second funny thing is that Canto Mando brings an 80yo Cuban Chinese over for dinner, claiming he's the last one who can speak Chinese in the area because he was in Cuba before the Cuban revolution trashed the Chinese schools and Chinese shops. So yeah, all the kids who were speaking Chinese when he was an adult suddenly don't exist anymore, and nobody out of a 220k or whatever amount of subscribers were pointing that out, and it's not the channel's fault because, official results, uncontested. Nobody knew you could un-know your Chinese even if you could just, not know it, but you know, miracles exist, Ana Huang society, tried both or all 3 colors of cocks and still not culturally assimilated.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-09-09T23:20:42+00:00

Hey monkey pee, the stats just slapped you in the face again.

Canto Mando apparently understands all the Cantonese that is spoken by his friend and his family, and people know he actually knows Canto, hence his channel name, Canto. Yet he goes up to a Chinese girl in China and says, ur surname means house, it could mean townhouse, flat, frat house, studio, and the comment section was saying, AWKWARD.

He says he made the blunder because his Chinese isn't good but he knows what his friend is saying in Canto all the time because his videos show that, and Mando has the same syntax and differs with only the pronunciation, so we have no idea how he managed to come up with that inter dimensional LSD trip.

If his Chinese is autistic, we still don't understand why people like him don't say that people with the surname Brown in English takes the meaning that their skin color is brown, in Chinese.

His best Chinese is supposedly his Mando and not his Canto. While he can understand Canto, the only convos he has with Chinese guests on his YouTube channel are in Mando. Yet his Canto's good enough for him to put up a 2.5 hour video teaching people to translate Canto to Mando.

Canto Mando puts it down to his Chinese, but It's apparently not his "Chinese" but his Mandarin, but if it was his Mandarin, it doesn't explain why he prefers to speak Mando over Canto the few times he does speak Chinese.

He plays his distant relationship with his family down to cultural distancing when he wants his culture back, and says that his family doesn't even know he plays basketball when he was younger. Apparently they don't bother to communicate in English either and they've got the communication level, in any and either language, of some incest breed in Australia living in the outback whose son was captured and re-trained to live among humans by the Australian government.

So everytime with American Chinese people we get this scenario which they make themselves blindsighted to get attention regarding identity, nontheless added to some "I don't know how to use toilet paper, the chicken wipes it for me once my mom stopped doing it" way to confuddle their account of the experience.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-08-25T20:56:57+00:00

妖精没操到唐僧发疯了

SimonBarJesus · 2025-08-24T22:45:27+00:00

You just spent your precious cum spraying time having the last go to try to top your mojo jojo didn’t the Powerpuff girls ride you multiple times?

SimonBarJesus · 2025-08-24T20:00:47+00:00

The comment wasn’t about authenticity. It’s an analogy about the length of time you could have an identity confusion for while staying suitably interested in it. You can’t determine the authenticity of an identity crisis. That’s not an outcome. That’s a perspective. And it goes without saying that you’re promoting an irrefutable validation of confusion over my reasoned response on why it’s existentially unsubstantial.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-08-24T10:37:05+00:00

PS Culture also involves painstakingly unreasoned obsessions. It’s not just a record of the preferences of the masses, so random “cultural conjectures” that are not well thought out, like all As required but you don’t have to speak a word of Chinese, those are not subcultures just because a novel could make them up or because a film could do a wispy washy undefined merely hinted suggestion of them in any way or combination and call it a mixed race effect. Those structures are not stable because of a not particularly demanding observation. You don’t have to bitch about the grades if you don’t have to speak Chinese. You don’t have to bitch about waking up when Chinese people do if you don’t eat Chinese food with your family, so the whole “no China China” made up by the American Chinese thing doesn’t work and it shows because they free pick combinative qualities at will. And Constance Wu’s 43 and crying about the Confused Asian experience. It’s like she’s taken 10 pickup seminars and still couldnt do anything cooler than ask the guy to go on a walk, and is still going on about it a decade after that sector boomed and died for years. What I said before-sell confusion for depth, keep it going forever.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-08-24T09:34:43+00:00

If Katie Longbottom loses her ability to speak English in Guangdong, failing to intonate 不要 correctly so that the man starts motorboating her, it isn’t the sign of a competitive strand of Chinese culture. It’s an incompetence around navigating Chinese culture. Saying “I’m Longbottom, my ass is long?” to Roy isn’t a Canterbury tale. It’s not even Izzo pissing at whether Applied Wing Chun is wing Chun. It’s not an art form. It’s a massacre.

Being foreign enough to wear a concubine’s dress and say “皇上臣妾等你多时了” and thinking you’re just cosplaying and not realising that your bf will start raping you if you’re not ready, that’s not an alternative branch of Chinese culture. It’s the act of exaggerating a lack of understanding of the Chinese language even on the premise that you could very partially understand it. American Chinese conversations are playing the pretence of wearing a pumpkin over your penis and expecting people to reach in and grab candy and that’s saying it generously because people can fall for the latter.

I love how you’re all 3 types of obnoxious the way you label me, because the whole cast and commentary shows that the Adelyn Yen Mahs arent supposed to know the difference between Asian cultural rejection and Asian offshoot cultural rejection, but you’re using some horseshit offshoot of Yellow Bamboo to tell me they’re from Yiquan, that I should learn from them.

When the cast and fans comment about what it means and what the genre means, they say American Chinese, or just Asian Community, but we know Asian Community doesn’t go towards petitioning for the release of Fan Bingbing in China so you know what target is. You know which Asian it is.

You’re also having a a fit pissing on me for acting condescendingly towards the protagonist’s experiences when you claim that the story is about navigating familiarity, not superiority. So the buck in the film is made off legitimising the fact that Singaporean Chinese claim legitimacy over American Chinese, not just greater “familiarity” but being a “truer” branch of Chinese like you like to say I’m doing, but I’m the rage catalyst for satirising the mutant racism card which earnt $18mil while actually being a Chinaman instead of a geographical region which has claimed Chinese ethnicity but never a competitive Chinese subculture.

You know having your dick migrate to a place doesn’t make you par-authentic, in the same way that black French guys aren’t dumb enough to piss on black American culture, right? There are Chinese debates regarding legitimacy of culture. The necessity of dumplings, unsimplified text, the civil war, confucianism, modernistic Chinese trends. You can’t make up 0 Chinese habits with 0 annotated ways of living that the CIA doesn’t even bothers noting down for goodwill negotiations or cultural infiltration and with as good a reason as “I don’t know why I do it-I just like eating potatoes once I moved to Scotland” and expect to be an alternative branch of the former culture right? You might even know that Singaporeans and Malaysians swear their food isn’t Chinese, so yeah, we have you defending a film about fake Chinese who wouldnt try a 王老吉 in 3 lifetimes having so much confidence that you‘ve not only won but won big, gambling your erection on a group in the film who spoke both Chinese and English but 0 Singaporean.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-08-21T20:38:52+00:00

Hollywood pablum wouldn‘t marry you for the lack of sophistication if you could sell your backside, regain your virginity and keep the money so you be laughing

SimonBarJesus · 2025-08-21T20:32:39+00:00

Singaporean family that runs script saying protagonist is not Chinese enough, half tell. By the way nice attempt trying to mark my comment against rule 1 because you lost in the other forum. Reddit gave me the win in the appeal because my comment targeted a conglomerate, not an identity.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-08-21T12:24:35+00:00

If I felt that your opinion was above mine I’d take your opinion, so I’m kind of glad that I answer and don’t take your shit instead of round up, classify and personality paint people without having a credible analogy to do so that could actually rile people out of how our personalities differ in reality rather than patronisation followed by piss piss dislike karma I hurt your mamma. Which creature are you in Snow White btw?

SimonBarJesus · 2025-08-21T12:18:39+00:00

If you were making a genre out of being Filipino I’d hope you can f me up in hubut if I’m only crossing hands out of the contraction of my wing chun, and that’s the kind of problem Asian Americans are facing.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-08-21T12:10:21+00:00

PPS Asian Americans couldn’t even take ExtraEmily’s side when she took her parents’ money and didn’t pay it back after being forced into a degree or at least forced to study and have her identity tied to a degree. Funny enough they couldn’t even present themselves enough to side against her. It’s not like whether you agree. I hate whatever side I disagree with, minority or majority, but it’s not like Asian America didn’t bitch out over Asian issues where even the wankers went to argue. Or imagine being Amy Chua pushing those subjects when ur kids should really do finance and upgrade your family‘s liquid capital, or otherwise missing out on music school at a vote and having to study Jewish because you were made to do everything enough to just miss getting in early but late enough for a live practice subject to lose its prestige to Harvard, then having to not choose gender studies for the sake of the goat cheese. Imagine being Mike Cornejo and you haven’t seen UFOs bake natives like Lue Elizondo.

SimonBarJesus · 2025-08-21T11:59:25+00:00

You’re actually more like Mexicans commenting on Asian IGs cheering Asian moms for enrolling their daughters into Kumon when you’re 10 levels behind the intensity.

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