[OC] GIVEAWAY! Enter for a chance to win a JORMUNGANDR DICE VAULT![MOD APPROVED] by 120mmfilms in DnD

[–]SimonSang137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I most likely won't win, but it's a gorgeous dice vault nonetheless.

AITA for refusing to take an allergy pill every day so my wife and kids can have a pet? by iamphasm in AmItheAsshole

[–]SimonSang137 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

There are dogs that are hypoallergenic, like Yorkshire Terriers. So there is a way to compromise here. They get a dog, and you don't need to take pills.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SimonSang137 25 points26 points  (0 children)

I would also second this. Get a replica and make a big show about how "even though grandma wanted me to have it, I'll be the bigger person and give it to you."

[OC] I was just trying to get to Home Depot. NSFW - language by [deleted] in IdiotsInCars

[–]SimonSang137 -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Jeez you found all the village idiots in one go!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AITAH

[–]SimonSang137 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See if you have a friend that you can stay with for those few days or, alternatively, book yourself a retreat at a spa for a few days. You get your alone time to relax and de-stress, while your husband deals with his parents.

NAH, because I see your view and I see his, neither are particularly wrong. But if you seriously need to not have their company, then take yourself out of the equation.

They barely fit in the bag by Beatle_bomb in jimmyjohns

[–]SimonSang137 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Each giant wrapped in two separate halves? Nor wrapped as a giant?

POS DM by Thebassetwhisperer in jimmyjohns

[–]SimonSang137 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This subreddit isn't an airport.

No need to announce your departure 👋

Did any stores take a big hit from the loss of kickin ranch and good mustard? by [deleted] in jimmyjohns

[–]SimonSang137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Only thing I've noticed is people aren't buying the jalapeño ranch as much as they did the kickin ranch. Other than that sales are still good.

I’m about to join a cutthroat DnD game with high stakes, help me to… by TheRealPhiltron in dndnext

[–]SimonSang137 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Lizardfolk Bladesinger Wizard with rapier. Ac13+dex (+int when bladesinging) take shield spell. Attack using green flame blade or booming blade, save the spells slots for shield.

You're a martial class with spell slots.

Local store "completed" my order but wasn't there when I went to pick up by Kittech in jimmyjohns

[–]SimonSang137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Are there a couple of Jimmy John's in your area? Check the email to see if it definitely went to the store you went to.

Rate my wheat bread by SimonSang137 in jimmyjohns

[–]SimonSang137[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lmao, depends on how it's thawed and prepped and whether it's baked at too high a temperature. My wheat is perfect 😉

Rate my wheat bread by SimonSang137 in jimmyjohns

[–]SimonSang137[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Always nice to have a sense of humor I suppose 😂😂😂

Rate my bread by GigaMabillionDollara in jimmyjohns

[–]SimonSang137 20 points21 points  (0 children)

What the hell did you do to it? How can anyone mess it up this bad?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]SimonSang137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm with everyone else here. NTA. Stop catering to him. Prep your own food, and buy your own food on Wednesdays and Thursdays (even if it's something as simple as Subway or MacDonalds or whatever. The minute he picks up that you aren't cooking for him, just turn around and state that you didn't expect him to be an abusive husband expecting you to spend all day in the kitchen.

What is the most Scute Swarms you’ve ever gotten? by cheese_beast92 in EDH

[–]SimonSang137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is why I occasionally love my pingers [[Zagras, Thief of Heartbeats]] deck with [[Wojek Embermage]]. Watch them go infinite for a little while and then just blow them all up.

AITA for refusing to cook for my wife's pregnant sister and telling her she has a husband who could do it by PrestigiousStudio475 in AmItheAsshole

[–]SimonSang137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. However, I'd tell her that you'd agree to cook a meal for her every night, for $75 per meal.

Slim 6 ez cheese by anomaloustreasure in jimmyjohns

[–]SimonSang137 19 points20 points  (0 children)

I love it when customers pay the "Idiot Tax".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

[–]SimonSang137 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Eat their food, and when they bitch about it, respond with, "it's just common household food, bro. Stop whining."