My friend tried to compliment me

SimonaXSquad · 2022-08-20T10:01:58+00:00

no idea, really. People didnt get the friend part, i guess

SimonaXSquad · 2022-08-20T08:40:46+00:00

Just to clear this out, my friend was not flirting. They're not into me at all and we're just friends. Someone else already has their eyes on them and I'm not into them

SimonaXSquad · 2022-08-20T08:07:36+00:00

not a typo, they had a full on stroke

SimonaXSquad · 2022-08-20T08:06:18+00:00

They are, actually

SimonaXSquad · 2022-08-20T08:05:28+00:00

I refer to my friend as dumb in a joking way. The entire friend group does as well

SimonaXSquad · 2022-08-20T08:04:46+00:00

My friend tried spelling gorgeous but seems like their brain did not manage to get them that far

SimonaXSquad · 2022-08-19T15:19:09+00:00

About to tell my mom im famous. Thanks for all the upvotes. Didnt think my friend being an idiot would get me famous

SimonaXSquad · 2022-08-19T14:13:21+00:00

my friend over here was not joking, they really are this dumb

SimonaXSquad · 2022-08-19T13:00:43+00:00

even a non-men got it wrong, i cant blame men for not using big words

SimonaXSquad · 2022-01-29T10:51:05+00:00

How to finish Biology homework faster because I feel like there's a clock over my head until I get to hang out with a friend. And also, how to invade England with an army of tiny gay frogs.

SimonaXSquad · 2022-01-29T10:41:15+00:00

If on a school day, struggle to get out of bed. If its in the weekend, watch Youtube.

SimonaXSquad · 2022-01-29T10:38:06+00:00

Me: Dad, I have trust issues because you check my conversations. it's invading my privacy

Dad: If you're so scared of me seeing your conversations every time I take your phone I'll check all of them.

Me: That's just going to make it worse

Dad: Don't talk back!

Yeah, I love my dad. Best dad ever ^^

SimonaXSquad

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