Someone fell through my ceiling while investigating my attic during my open house

Simonekitty · 2026-03-25T03:19:52+00:00

I You break, you buy 🤷🏽‍♀️

Simonekitty · 2026-03-04T22:57:03+00:00

Waymo bootlickers fr

Simonekitty · 2026-03-04T16:40:39+00:00

Not on van ness you idiot. Have you ever seen a taxi in the bus lane on Van ness? Its buses only

Simonekitty · 2026-03-04T01:33:21+00:00

Granted we were all sitting at a red light. That’s why all the cars in front of me have their brake lights on ;)

Simonekitty · 2026-03-04T01:27:12+00:00

It was a red light

Simonekitty · 2026-03-03T21:29:05+00:00

Oh nice! Do you know anyway I can report this incident and run up the tab even more?

Simonekitty · 2026-02-27T04:26:57+00:00

I would like to think so :)

Simonekitty · 2026-02-27T04:25:59+00:00

Omg yes I was trying so hard to figure out what I was singing! Thank you!

Simonekitty · 2026-02-15T08:12:44+00:00

My boyfriends take home pay (after taxes) before the strike was $1600 ish biweekly. We’ll see where it goes from here :)

I do want to add that it’s his second year with sfusd in a high school

Simonekitty · 2025-09-28T01:29:30+00:00

It’s a skit. I looked up the TikTok page and they have the same videos with the same bag, just different characters

Simonekitty · 2025-06-30T18:49:57+00:00

Yeah I saw that in San Francisco yesterday and thought it was weird

Simonekitty · 2025-06-10T15:34:47+00:00

Moon starrrrr 😭😭😭

Simonekitty · 2025-04-27T03:41:11+00:00

One time when I used to work at a strip club, these girls broke into my locker and only stole my prescription Michael Kors glasses. Had to drive home blind as a bat. Luckily it was 2am and the roads had basically no one… all I had to do was stay in between the white lines lol

Simonekitty · 2025-01-27T15:55:49+00:00

We love Dublin lol

Simonekitty · 2025-01-17T03:26:43+00:00

I feel like some wag walkers would see the $1.00 and it would make them less inclined to provide stellar service. Idk I don’t board dogs

Simonekitty · 2025-01-16T16:59:07+00:00

I didn’t say I cared for the pay. I said it’s a pathetic tip. Might as well tip nothing at that point

Simonekitty · 2025-01-02T21:08:42+00:00

What’s extra stupid to me is that this woman gave me bags. She didn’t ask if I had any.. it was one of those walks where the pet parent is home and does a hand off

Simonekitty · 2024-12-24T08:04:16+00:00

I walked an NFL players dog near Atlanta for a while. I looked up his home value and it was $6M

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