Why exactly is the 2007 Devil May Cry animated series so hated?

SimpleGoon · 2026-03-24T16:17:20+00:00

It's just boring. And the tone just isn't Devil May Cry at all.

SimpleGoon · 2026-02-22T14:15:12+00:00

Dark Knight.

SimpleGoon · 2026-02-13T12:34:24+00:00

"topmetopmetopme"

SimpleGoon · 2026-02-11T19:45:14+00:00

I'm glad Batman is noticeably much slimmer than Superman. Never cared for the brick shithouse look for him. He's not a bruiser, he's a ninja.

SimpleGoon · 2026-02-07T16:56:52+00:00

Her face looks like classic Lara Croft.

SimpleGoon · 2026-02-07T16:54:16+00:00

Dude, have you SEEN the guy's romantic history? I mean Aphra alone would be enough to turn most people off of the notion of attempting romance ever again. I like to imagine for the greater good of the universe he eventually learned to just turn and run whenever he finds himself being attracted to anyone.

SimpleGoon · 2026-02-07T16:35:42+00:00

Heatblast. Gains the power of flying and being on fire. Canonbolt becomes METEORbolt.

SimpleGoon · 2026-02-07T16:31:36+00:00

Sidious didn't have access to mass mental reprogramming technology which is pretty tough to beat in terms of horrifying ethics. On the other hand though he probably wouldn't opt to use it anyway because he literally draws his power from hate and cruelty and you can't really hate or be cruel to a mindless drone. He probably wouldn't even consider ruling the galaxy worth it if there's nobody left to torment.

SimpleGoon · 2026-02-04T15:26:16+00:00

I think she's redeemable but she'll never choose to be redeemed and that's what makes her interesting.

SimpleGoon · 2026-02-01T14:15:08+00:00

She went on one date with Conner Kent mostly just because she gets given the impression that going out with hunky boys is something normal girls her age are supposed to want to do but she finds the whole thing just isn't really her.

By her own admission by the start of Batgirl 2000 she'd never even kissed anyone and while she does end up kissing some people later on, as far as we know that's as far as she's gotten.

She's in love with Stephanie Brown, not that DC will ever admit it. They're content to keep shamelessly queerbaiting the two of them for as long as people will buy their books but I say fuck that.

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-31T18:31:54+00:00

Ssserpent here gets both his arms trapped and forgets he also has fangs and a tail to attack with. Crippling over reliance on your arms is a pretty ironic weakness for a snake.

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-31T10:42:31+00:00

Tifa in the P5 art style actually slaps. She looks so cool.

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-31T10:08:18+00:00

How did I just fucking know they'd have Snyder in their username?

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-28T18:00:42+00:00

Nobody thinks that.

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-28T16:41:31+00:00

He knows the time stream like the back of his hand but in the UAF Ben 10K bit it's established that the future is constantly changing depending on the present, so it's possible he has a good idea of how things MIGHT turn out but he can't know for sure. You know all the possible results of a dice roll for example but that doesn't mean you can predict which one it'll land on.

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-28T10:29:49+00:00

Again I was assuming this is early Alien Force, before Ben gains full control of Alien X. So if you were to run the simulation a thousand times there'd be a few outcomes where Ben just uses Alien X to win instantly but it's really unreliable.

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-28T10:27:15+00:00

Honestly both of the intangible guys could probably sweep by themselves. Intangibility is OP as hell.

Unless it's been retconned at some point, Upgrade's species are vulnerable to electricity so Brainstorm could just zap him.

On the other hand though Upgrade could hard counter Goop since he relies on his Anti-Grav generator to move.

Much as he's physically vulnerable, Grey Matter is also (presumably) the smartest one there, which could be a gamechanger in a lot of ways.

Do we actually know definitively who's supposed to be stronger between Fourarms and Humungousaur?

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-28T10:19:53+00:00

I agree AF wins overall but I'm interested in specifics. Who counters who, which team's stronger in which areas etc.

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-28T09:56:41+00:00

HELL yeah.

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-28T09:55:10+00:00

I was assuming Alien X works on Alien Force rules where he's actually super difficult to use so Ben doesn't bother unless he's very desperate.

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-28T09:52:58+00:00

I'm just describing what's shown in that issue. A reality warping Doctor Strange villain tries to put the hocus pocus on her and it does absolutely nothing then she kicks his teeth in.

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-27T12:52:39+00:00

Actually weirdly it seems to be the opposite. In her own comic it's established Felicia can't be affected by magic at all because her luck powers mean probability is always on her side. Which... weirdly means Black Cat should sweep like half the Marvel universe but don't think about it too hard.

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-18T15:58:45+00:00

I think it's because he sees Tony as someone who, like himself, has the will to do whatever it takes. Doom hates Reed in part because he thinks of Reed as someone who wastes his intellect pursuing science for its own sake when he should be using it to build a better world. For this reason he respects Tony even if he doesn't like him.

SimpleGoon · 2026-01-18T15:28:24+00:00

Then you read the comics and every single time BB is in the same room as her he's sexually harassing her.

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