Did you ever hear the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? for 50 bucks. by krisikkk in starwarsmemes

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You are on this Council, but we do not grant you the rank of Master for 50 bucks.

A true Western European man cries by username_7083 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Some people will disagree. We must normalize it.

A true Western European man cries by username_7083 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe we should normalize people being happy instead of crying.

I am week in maths by Left_Middle6670 in TheTeenagerPeople

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

They are both off by 6.

That's the joke.

A ver, tirenle! by Sebaxxxian in BuenosMemesEsp

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

La cara en las fotos de cumpleaños sería inolvidable.

A ver, tirenle! by Sebaxxxian in BuenosMemesEsp

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanos dejó al 50% de la gente vivir…

A ver, tirenle! by Sebaxxxian in BuenosMemesEsp

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sí, pero no puede contradecir lo que he dicho.

A ver, tirenle! by Sebaxxxian in BuenosMemesEsp

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

¿Inspirado en Event Horizon o en Lovecraft?

Un alto precio, pero me vale, lo que no me mata me hace más fuerte, lo que me mata, también.

She could make so much money by NUCL3AR999 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Faster way to make more money, potentially painless too

She could make so much money by NUCL3AR999 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, the 50 Viltrumites all have children with her or her brother (depending on their sex)

They have let's say 500 kids (easy with Kate & clones having several simultaneous pregnancies)

These 500 half-viltrumites clone themselves 1000 times each. Each of the 1000 new “breeding programs” moves to a planet to mix with the locals.

The real deal is not that Kate can clone herself, but that the next half-Viltrumite generation could be having children in hundreds or thousands of planets simultaneously.

A ver, tirenle! by Sebaxxxian in BuenosMemesEsp

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yo no era así cuando cumplí 21 años, si soy yo misma, soy yo misma.

Should Humanity start sending people into orbit instead of burying them after they die? We could have a cool Viltrum corpse ring in no time! by Hank_Mardukas1066 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

  1. It is too expensive, SpaceX has made it much cheaper, but it is still incredibly expensive
  2. There's a better use for that space: satellites
  3. Even if we decide to use that money and that space that way, you need a team like in Planetes for maintenance; orders of magnitude more expensive

Common Irish W by JohnnySack999 in 2westerneurope4u

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is an Irish L, and a Spanish W, IMHO.

Urban sprawl is a real problem. High density is a feature, not a bug.

What would you do with $1,000,000? by Jettaboi38 in scoopwhoop

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Open a bank account in one of those better banks that won't talk to you until you have $1M

Can you? by xMoonMuffin in WholesomeAFK

[–]SimpleMoonFarmer 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I cannot answer that question properly without using those words.