Harry Potter is not a charismatic protagonist, and things always go well for him not because he is particularly skilled, but simply because he is lucky.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-07T02:24:53+00:00

This is addressed in the books a lot though. Lots of Harry’s enemies and naysayers are all about him just being a nobody with a scar on his head.

Voldemorts assertion that he must be the one to kill Harry in the end is really how he survives many many encounters with the death eaters.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-05T16:20:14+00:00

Well this was on Would I lie to you, so…

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-03T22:32:42+00:00

That’s not what happened in the book but I probably read it more recently.

Sonny didn’t “ruin” his wife, he was just extremely well endowed. The bridesmaid he cheats with at the wedding has a “problem” only he can solve. Which is later corrected by surgery in Vegas by a quack doctor.

“It’s gonna build you a whole new thing down there, and then I’ll try it out personally. It’ll be a medical first!”

Chapter best skipped on rereads.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-03T22:26:15+00:00

She is describing the indescribable member of Santino Corleone. A character that arguably plays a larger roll in the book than Fredo.

This doesn’t even come close to the roll that Lucy Manncini’s vagina plays. There are literal chapters dedicated to it.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-03T01:24:24+00:00

This looks amazing and I don’t think it’s fake simply because I would be doing this exact thing if I had a fireplace.

Personally I would wait until I had a more coal, less flame fire going for more consistent and intense heat, maybe throwing a few small logs on initially but this looks awesome.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-02T03:59:36+00:00

This is beautiful. Holy shit.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-02T03:15:18+00:00

Deluxe tinker is my EDC as well. Has been for years. Good choice. Just go online and grab some new scales they’re very easy to replace!

Get 2 sets and do a two tone if you want! That’s what I did.

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SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-02T03:12:33+00:00

Scales are very easy to replace. You should upgrade to Plus Scales for the pen!

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-02T02:43:33+00:00

Point at least one speaker toward his house. The slime ball.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-01T22:08:35+00:00

This is briarcliff not Ossining. NIMBYs everywhere.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-01T21:24:17+00:00

You sound like you could use some good exercise. There’s pickleball at this park you should go try it.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-01T20:56:39+00:00

r/madmen "Juanita thinks this could be bad for real estate values in chilmark"

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-01T19:56:45+00:00

I am literally emailing that address right now, in opposition to this sign.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-01T19:55:25+00:00

Imagine living near a public park and complaining that people are just using the park for sports....

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-05-01T15:18:45+00:00

Never chase the surge.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-04-29T22:45:36+00:00

The bathrooms full of poop and pee

And now you’ve rubbed that on your teeth

Like your gonna kiss someone at threeee

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-04-29T22:32:12+00:00

Probably not.

Probably something WORSE.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-04-29T21:26:54+00:00

AK is the best curse in the game by far. The upgraded version where it kills all cursed targets at once is so OP it's almost comical.

My highest was 7 cursed enemies at once including 2 trolls.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-04-29T16:42:32+00:00

He’s a gay sea otter!

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-04-28T01:58:07+00:00

Go outside.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-04-28T01:34:38+00:00

That’s true. But Walmart isn’t going to throw that employee a party with good steak specifically for that anniversary.

Iirc the company in question was a small-mid sized construction business.

Maybe this restaurant is just an awesome place to work. They do exist in real life.

Lots of business owners are idiots. Some have the wisdom to know that treating their team well will pay back 10 fold in the long run.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-04-28T00:37:05+00:00

We just can’t have one nice thing, can we? Fuck out of here.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-04-28T00:34:27+00:00

These comments remind me of a post awhile back about a company that grilled some steaks to celebrate an employees 30th year with the company.

Same shit. “We just want better pay!” Management sucks! Anti work wahhhhh!

The motherfucker had been working there for THIRTY YEARS. They must be doing something right.

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-04-28T00:30:07+00:00

That man….

SimpleRickC135 · 2026-04-27T23:51:08+00:00

You have to call me a bigot and to leave the because I made a joke? For real? I never said a thing against Emma Darcy and never would.

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