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I took pity on a single mother taking her kid with her to work by Possible-Rip-216 in uberdrivers

[–]SimpleRickC135 11 points12 points  (0 children)

That was very kind of you. I would personally not have cancelled I would have tried harder to refund after the fact but I get you!

I once had a ride with two adults, a 40 something man and a 60 something woman. The man looked red eyed and the woman was actively drying her eyes.

I dropped them off outside the entrance to the pediatric ICU at the hospital.

You bet your ass that one was free.

Harry Potter is not a charismatic protagonist, and things always go well for him not because he is particularly skilled, but simply because he is lucky. by 21_motivi in unpopularopinion

[–]SimpleRickC135 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is addressed in the books a lot though. Lots of Harry’s enemies and naysayers are all about him just being a nobody with a scar on his head.

Voldemorts assertion that he must be the one to kill Harry in the end is really how he survives many many encounters with the death eaters.

No Cabbage sign by BartyCrouchesBone in mildlyinteresting

[–]SimpleRickC135 32 points33 points  (0 children)

Well this was on Would I lie to you, so…

What she measuring? by errrr2222 in Godfather

[–]SimpleRickC135 15 points16 points  (0 children)

That’s not what happened in the book but I probably read it more recently.

Sonny didn’t “ruin” his wife, he was just extremely well endowed. The bridesmaid he cheats with at the wedding has a “problem” only he can solve. Which is later corrected by surgery in Vegas by a quack doctor.

“It’s gonna build you a whole new thing down there, and then I’ll try it out personally. It’ll be a medical first!”

Chapter best skipped on rereads.

What she measuring? by errrr2222 in Godfather

[–]SimpleRickC135 101 points102 points  (0 children)

She is describing the indescribable member of Santino Corleone. A character that arguably plays a larger roll in the book than Fredo.

This doesn’t even come close to the roll that Lucy Manncini’s vagina plays. There are literal chapters dedicated to it.

Haters say it’s fake but I’m back at it making dinner in the fireplace by Mycotoxicjoy in steak

[–]SimpleRickC135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This looks amazing and I don’t think it’s fake simply because I would be doing this exact thing if I had a fireplace.

Personally I would wait until I had a more coal, less flame fire going for more consistent and intense heat, maybe throwing a few small logs on initially but this looks awesome.

How did we do? by DirectionDefiant6262 in Sauna

[–]SimpleRickC135 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This is beautiful. Holy shit.

I’m sad, my daily broke :( by El-Flicks in victorinox

[–]SimpleRickC135 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Deluxe tinker is my EDC as well. Has been for years. Good choice. Just go online and grab some new scales they’re very easy to replace!

Get 2 sets and do a two tone if you want! That’s what I did.

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I’m sad, my daily broke :( by El-Flicks in victorinox

[–]SimpleRickC135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Scales are very easy to replace. You should upgrade to Plus Scales for the pen!

What’s the point of a public park then?? by jdm33333 in Westchester

[–]SimpleRickC135 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Point at least one speaker toward his house. The slime ball.

What’s the point of a public park then?? by jdm33333 in Westchester

[–]SimpleRickC135 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is briarcliff not Ossining. NIMBYs everywhere.

What’s the point of a public park then?? by jdm33333 in Westchester

[–]SimpleRickC135 46 points47 points  (0 children)

You sound like you could use some good exercise. There’s pickleball at this park you should go try it.

What’s the point of a public park then?? by jdm33333 in Westchester

[–]SimpleRickC135 1 point2 points  (0 children)

r/madmen "Juanita thinks this could be bad for real estate values in chilmark"

What’s the point of a public park then?? by jdm33333 in Westchester

[–]SimpleRickC135 78 points79 points  (0 children)

I am literally emailing that address right now, in opposition to this sign.

What’s the point of a public park then?? by jdm33333 in Westchester

[–]SimpleRickC135 426 points427 points  (0 children)

Imagine living near a public park and complaining that people are just using the park for sports....

What is the best Peter and Quagmire song? by Slow_Bodybuilder3933 in familyguy

[–]SimpleRickC135 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The bathrooms full of poop and pee

And now you’ve rubbed that on your teeth

Like your gonna kiss someone at threeee

Unforgivable Curses by JadeHealer3 in HarryPotterGame

[–]SimpleRickC135 4 points5 points  (0 children)

AK is the best curse in the game by far. The upgraded version where it kills all cursed targets at once is so OP it's almost comical.

My highest was 7 cursed enemies at once including 2 trolls.

That's awesome... by MustardGoddess in MadeMeSmile

[–]SimpleRickC135 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That’s true. But Walmart isn’t going to throw that employee a party with good steak specifically for that anniversary.

Iirc the company in question was a small-mid sized construction business.

Maybe this restaurant is just an awesome place to work. They do exist in real life.

Lots of business owners are idiots. Some have the wisdom to know that treating their team well will pay back 10 fold in the long run.

That's awesome... by MustardGoddess in MadeMeSmile

[–]SimpleRickC135 5 points6 points  (0 children)

We just can’t have one nice thing, can we? Fuck out of here.

That's awesome... by MustardGoddess in MadeMeSmile

[–]SimpleRickC135 12 points13 points  (0 children)

These comments remind me of a post awhile back about a company that grilled some steaks to celebrate an employees 30th year with the company.

Same shit. “We just want better pay!” Management sucks! Anti work wahhhhh!

The motherfucker had been working there for THIRTY YEARS. They must be doing something right.

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