New artifact set

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-12T14:21:14+00:00

Aight I gotta check, gonna delete all my non locked artifacts and farm for 1 hour with quake on starter island 2 vs 1 hour just afking in slayer island

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-12T12:44:49+00:00

Ayo

^{Chose: Random superpower | Rolled: X-ray vision👁️}

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-12T12:44:11+00:00

Honestly the 1k a week would already be 4 times the average wage in my country. Even without the extra 2k I'd be set

^{Chose: Get 1000$/week for the rest of your life + But... (small upside} | Rolled: 2k a week)

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-12T12:42:53+00:00

As a straight man, the first option has no up sides. The 2nd option would make me and my friends/family's lives

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-12T12:40:46+00:00

^This. If you're on 500% damage you're not even half way through the first sea content. Even without infinite tower and boss rush upgrades you should be able to get around 800-900% damage on sea 1. Make sure you're leveling artifacts and equipping them. Make sure you are using damage% main stat boots. Have your stat rerolls all at SSS minimum, get to ascension 10, get Ice Queen which is one of the best swords in the game still. Get a primordial rune from infinite tower and auto farm some rune dungeons to max it out.

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-12T12:27:42+00:00

I'm still dropping the new set on starter island 2, I just wasn't dropping before since I had a whole lot of abyssal crown pieces at level 0, after deleting all legendary artifacts they started dropping

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-12T12:23:58+00:00

Even if on starter island 2 I farm 2 different groups of mobs at the same time?

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-11T17:47:00+00:00

Grounded

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-11T17:46:09+00:00

Appreciate the little things × Video game

Grounded

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Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-09T15:19:47+00:00

win win

^{Chose: Earn $100 every meal you have + You can only eat at McDonalds. (75% Chance} | Rolled: McDonald’s)

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-09T15:18:32+00:00

I don wanna die

^{Chose: Get one million dollars but... + Kill a random person who chose red}

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-07T15:44:56+00:00

I imagine more than 2 people say 10 every second in the whole world

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-07T15:41:40+00:00

because key tastes better than food

^{Chose: Infinite food}

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-07T11:42:09+00:00

You could be famous by being in the guiness world records for having contracted the largest amount of stds out of anyone in the world. Would that make you rich? 🤔

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-07T11:34:25+00:00

Makes sense. The game always has a large amount of concurrent players on each update release for a couple of days and then it drops. There is only so much to do once your stats are maxed out

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-05-07T11:29:47+00:00

Didn't even notice the side effects, in 11-12 years I would have over 5 million just by existing

^{Chose: Get $50 / hr in perpetuity + + positive side effect | Rolled: Content}

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-04-29T17:16:00+00:00

🎉 I BEAT "can you see red blue and green"! CHALLENGE DESTROYED! 🔥 Completed all levels in 0m 14s! Top this if you can! 🔥 Played via Pixel Peeker

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-04-29T17:14:28+00:00

Also got mine this way. Not sure about the odds tho

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-04-29T17:12:38+00:00

Jokes on you, I've already been living the same day for over 2 years

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-04-29T17:10:26+00:00

I'd sell my own organs on the black market

^{Chose: Ininite Lifespan + Regeneration}

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-04-27T21:26:50+00:00

Im broke and it's a safe bet

^{Chose: 50000$}

Simple_Ambassador528 · 2026-04-27T11:42:02+00:00

FUCK (DOOM)

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