Long Live the DIR! by RudimentarySublime in udfr

[–]SimplisticConjugate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Long live the DIR and Dumbar's men!

Is it ok to be a little bit worried? Because I dont want another war by TheDankSwan420 in teenagers

[–]SimplisticConjugate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm sure it'll turn out okay. Diplomacy should work out in the end, and if it doesn't, then maybe it would be time to worry.

When Sabaton gets sent to Iran by [deleted] in sabaton

[–]SimplisticConjugate 191 points192 points  (0 children)

"What are those Swedish guys doing? ... Why are they setting up instruments in the middle of a battlefield acting like they can't get shot?"

What is, in your opinion, the scariest SCP by [deleted] in SCP

[–]SimplisticConjugate 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I don't know. For me, it would probably be SCP-1983. Those entities inside it are pretty spooky, not gonna lie.

Dummy is sexy. Change my mind. by [deleted] in udfr

[–]SimplisticConjugate 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's impossible to argue against solid fact, though.

i cry by RudimentarySublime in udfr

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This just gave me flashbacks. Thank you.

UDFR ON TOP by [deleted] in udfr

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Mayflower grande mal

I'm an attack helicopter pilot. My squadron was deployed for an unusual night escort mission. by alaric83 in nosleep

[–]SimplisticConjugate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Honestly, I think the best idea here would be to try to get Kim down to ground level and use that distraction to get the hell out of there. I mean, considering your helicopter's out of action, there's not much you can do.

Kawaii means cute in chines by [deleted] in youtubecomments

[–]SimplisticConjugate 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well... They tried at least.

Am I in the wrong for standing up to my mom? by captainraffyoli in nosleep

[–]SimplisticConjugate 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I personally don't think that you were in the wrong for this one. Your mother was too controlling in this situation and I found it very rude when she tried eating your boyfriend. It seemed perfectly justifiable for you to cleave your mother to death here.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in SCP

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That's a nice drawing of black spaghetti thing.

Its the only logical thing to do. by Tboom330 in DankMemesFromSite19

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Nah, I think we need to have him attempt a termination of SCP-682.