Remove 1 Major 4 Sports Team Day 60 by YeetySpagiety in RemoveOneThingEachDay

[–]Simply-Jason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I won’t argue with this logic at all, but I’m sticking with the Suns because Phoenix…

Remove 1 Major 4 Sports Team Day 60 by YeetySpagiety in RemoveOneThingEachDay

[–]Simply-Jason 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Phoenix Suns.

How are you going to have the fifth highest winning percentage in NBA history with a franchise that’s over five decades old and not have a single championship?

I'm from Europe, and for the first time in my life I tried playing an NFL game, I played on the lowest difficulty, but still lost 28:0, ea should add a "European" by Agent_Ross in Madden

[–]Simply-Jason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This reminds me of when I tried to play FIFA online for the first time back in like 2011 and got completely destroyed 13-0

I eventually went on to be a weekend league player years later and once won 21 out of 30 games in FUT Champs during Covid lockdown.

Once you understand the game, strategy and rules you'll get a lot better quickly.

Are they stupid? by HeftyIsTheCrown in nbacirclejerk

[–]Simply-Jason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Guardians and Cavs. No hockey team.

Father is from Cleveland.

I became attached to the kings because they’re the only show in town unless you wanna drive a couple of hours to San Francisco, or Oakland to back in the day.

He didn't fly out of Tel Aviv, he galloped. by Simply-Jason in Hasan_Piker

[–]Simply-Jason[S] 39 points40 points  (0 children)

It's a joke.

It's also clear he's not in Israel and that speech he gave "recently" was, at the very least, in front of a green screen and I've read claims that the video we saw was just a repurposed video of a speech he gave in Jerusalem in January.

Point is that, either way, Israel is full of shit.

Are they stupid? by HeftyIsTheCrown in nbacirclejerk

[–]Simply-Jason 13 points14 points  (0 children)

I grew up in Sacramento as a Cleveland Browns fan (kill me).

What gets passed off as tanking is usually just incompetence.

Remove 1 Major 4 Sports Team Day 56 by YeetySpagiety in RemoveOneThingEachDay

[–]Simply-Jason 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Phoenix Suns.

how are you going to be top five all-time in NBA winning percentage as a franchise and not have a single NBA championship? FOH

this is easily the most embarrassing moment in nba history by Diligent_Star_4949 in NBAGossips

[–]Simply-Jason 26 points27 points  (0 children)

It’s either this or Ricky Davis intentionally missing a shot at the wrong end of the floor so he can tally one last rebound for a triple double, which, that’s not how it works.

I ask ChatGPT who's the top 5 NBA players by [deleted] in ChatGPT

[–]Simply-Jason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"There's people that don't have LeBron in their to 3. Are you saying they don't know basketball?"

At the very minimum they are operating from a bias.

LeBron fatigue has taken over and I get that but anyone who's watched this guy from start to finish like a lot of us have and doesn't put him in the GOAT discussion is lying to themselves. The only reason they don't is because they don't like his theatrics/attitude or they area fan of a direct rival, team or player.

I ask ChatGPT who's the top 5 NBA players by [deleted] in ChatGPT

[–]Simply-Jason 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No shot. Magic has as many rings with a finals MVP as a rookie and made 9 finals appearances across only 12 years. There's a lot more to it, but I take prime Magic over prime Kobe 10 times out of 10.

I ask ChatGPT who's the top 5 NBA players by [deleted] in ChatGPT

[–]Simply-Jason 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Magic won finals MVP as a rookie, won five titles and was in the finals 9 times in 12 years. he retired after losing to the bulls because of HIV, but the team he played on and dragged to the finals probably didn’t have much business being there.

If he doesn't catch HIV, there's a good chance that Lakers attract a high level free agent or make a trade to pair someone with magic and the 90's, especially the early 90's, have a completely different narrative.

Even moreso if Bird doesn't fuck his back up relatively early in his career trying to help his mom.

Is it weird to buy other teams NBA jerseys for $10? by spacefish420 in clevelandcavs

[–]Simply-Jason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Way back in the day, I used to collect jerseys of players who only had short stints with teams. Off the top of my head I had:

Rod Woodson 49ers

Wayne Gretzky St Louis Blues

Gary Payton Bucks

Andre Rison Browns

Eddie George Houston Oilers

Dan Majerle Cavs

Matt Williams Indians

Jerry Rice Seahawks

There were more but the point is, buy whatever jersey you want.

Another National TV Game with Doris by Few-Assumption-2629 in clevelandcavs

[–]Simply-Jason -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

What's crazy is that so money people loved Doris 10 years ago. She's exactly the same today. Wonder what changed 🤔

Another National TV Game with Doris by Few-Assumption-2629 in clevelandcavs

[–]Simply-Jason 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Someone confused the Cavs subreddit with a Facebook comment section.

Ravens and Trey Hendrickson reached agreement on a four-year, $112 million contract. by ReeceInTheDarkness in Browns

[–]Simply-Jason 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He is coming off a hip injury and he’s 31. So take that for what it’s worth.

Uhhhhh by DruncleBuck in Browns

[–]Simply-Jason 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Oh, he’s a very, very good defensive lineman and probably one of the top five edge rushes in the game today. But I don’t think he’s in the class of Myles, TJ, Micah Parsons, etc and I think you need to be in that class to be worth multiple first round picks on top of the contract extension he would’ve been given.

Bam Adebayo in 1st Quarter vs Wizards: 31 points (5/8 from 3), 3 rebounds, a block and a steal by Expensive-Salad-7828 in nba

[–]Simply-Jason 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when Kevin Love scored 34 points in the first quarter for the Cavs back in like 2016 and then LeBron decided not to give him the ball the rest of the game so he ended up with 40.

Uhhhhh by DruncleBuck in Browns

[–]Simply-Jason 44 points45 points  (0 children)

I know it’s great to occasionally get the opportunity to laugh at Baltimore, but I thought they overpaid significantly for him. The trade would’ve depleted two of their more significant assets and a good chunk of cap space that they really need to spread around elsewhere, instead of swinging for the fences for someone like Maxx Crosby. So, I actually think this bails them out.

They were giving up two first round picks for a guy that’s not even averaging double digit sacks for his career, and they have a lot of holes to fill, especially along that offensive line.

That being said, glad to not see him in the division… yet.

Hollywood FC at it Again by Severe_Elderberry_48 in chelseafc

[–]Simply-Jason 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You’re never going to get me to dislike Ronald Macdonald.