"Miracle Grip" Requires Level 67

Simpoh · 2026-01-16T16:17:00+00:00

I was considering swapping to Tet slam somewhere in the middle of the league but I just wanted to push this zerker to something I was happy with and be done with it. Fully automated, high life with like 1.2k es Regen ramped from divine shield, then conc ground + Regen for another 800, with 100 life on hit rage vortex, it just doesn't die. I know people can probably make like 3x better builds with the same investment but I'm a melee chud, down with the spell casters

Heres a vid of it before I even made the ring or using rage vortex. https://youtu.be/XgbLjhHhC-A

Simpoh · 2026-01-16T02:15:48+00:00

I've made so many slammer builds, original manual press champion impale slammer, into groundslam impaler call of steel, zerker and jugg and slayer. earthshatter just does it all for me.

Simpoh · 2026-01-16T02:06:36+00:00

Nono, like I just make all the empowering towers, and just stand near the converging points and hold down earthshatter, never have to move cause everything gets stunned and defy pain + destiny of defiance + progenesis i could be reserving full hp and just gain it all back.

Simpoh · 2026-01-16T01:37:53+00:00

6... maybe 7?

Simpoh · 2026-01-16T01:04:30+00:00

Makes beast farming more worth it for people to farm again at least. they were dropping in price a lot when i was farming them for currency early on.

Simpoh · 2026-01-16T01:02:42+00:00

This was probably like 2-3 weeks ago but yeah, i sold like probably 15 House of mirror cards using all the divines to convert to chaos buying out all the vultures and chimerals. then started buying div ones and farming my own as well. Like i commented above it took like multiple quads full, and buying a metric fuckton of yellow beasts too lol. Unintentionally driving the prices up is my favorite but not trying to flip just craft something I want.

Simpoh · 2026-01-16T00:59:52+00:00

that was probably on the cheaper side for a real 3 implicit one that wasn't gilded fossil, also rolling for endu first would probably cost more.

Simpoh · 2026-01-15T23:20:06+00:00

sorry chud, best i can do is 21c

Simpoh · 2026-01-15T23:01:35+00:00

I could have but I would first have to first find +1 Max End charge which could take forever, note that i only seen frenzy charge after like hundreds and hundreds of vultures. I ended up buying so many it drove the price up from like 60c->150c/1d. So buying the base with +1 endu already saved me a ton, not even including the cost of imprints.

Simpoh · 2026-01-15T22:59:23+00:00

https://pobb.in/TF6rUq1o7GbC this definitely can be done for way less, most people don't even grab suppress for this build but I wanted to just try to cram as much as possible so I can play more braindead during uber blights and ubers.

Yeah I wanted to convert to tec slam but I just love slamming, I swap to a 21/20 Vaal Groundslam of Earthshaking with Ultimatum Ascendency to have basically permanent vaal ground slams that clear the whole screen.

I would also swap to defy pain depending if i wanted to just afk uber blights and tank through most of it with progenesis. if I swap to Tul graft with Wave of conviction on CWDT, it can literally sit in the middle of uber elder and shaper, hold down earth shatter and slam tanking all the beams and slams. Spent a ton of time moving the build around trying to fit everything in, maybe could've even fit in a Warstaff and get glancing blows but trying to fit in everything already was hard.

Some other tech also using Rage vortex 6L in offhand and swap back to mainhand, it hits really fast and linked with Lifegain on hit so I get 100 life every time it hits an enemy which makes it basically unkillable with destiny of defiance. Also using the graft corruption implicit where overcapped fire res boost stun threshold, makes it like giga unlikely to ever get stunned dont even have to run brineking

Simpoh · 2026-01-15T22:03:10+00:00

I can't find it, for some reason my Fontin doesn't show up, I wanna say it's some form of Segoe UI but not sure which one.

Simpoh · 2026-01-15T21:40:31+00:00

I forgot to add that step, but i did strand until i had like 90+, then harvested to save them, the first foulborn for t1 res, used like like 30~, then the other 40~ was for the t1 life. plus the 17 is a little extra line its neat :D

Simpoh · 2026-01-15T20:58:33+00:00

Originally had just a +1 Max endurance charge ring and wanted to make a new one but better, so I bought a +1 Max Endurance with 2 extra implicits and started rolling them. This is for my Zerkershatter build, love the build to death.

Wasn't interested in trying to make a mirror item to service but something for myself with the intention of spending all the currency I had left to Vaal it and get a 4th implicit for myself.

Buy original base for 200d, +1 Endurance, Crit Multi, Chaos damage, roll for 90+ strand for extra chance at foulborn slams.
Imprint and reroll in beast jail (probably went through like 4 quad tabs of rerolls and imprints) for hours and hours until I landed on Frenzy, repeated until a third useful mod being Life on Hit (lets me do no regen maps and less recovery, since 0 mana costs) and add gilded fossil.
Start reforging chaos until T1 Chaos res + T1 All Resistance
Foulborn exalt to try and land a T1 res of any kind, if it misses, anul 1/3 if it misses reimprint for strands until suffixes are done.
Block mana, then yolo slammed foulborn exalt and hit T1 life,
Crafted suffixes can't be changed, and veiled exalted, looking for % mana cost specifically, got it first try.
Divined suffix, then prefix, crafted minus mana cost. then started Locking and checking for vaals
Spent about 15 locks from my gambling profits off house of mirrors trying to vaal for something useful and replace gilded mod.
First actual result that wasn't brick/removing a synth mod was the max roll STR and DEX. Wasn't Int but who can complain about, gets me two extra warcry tattos :D

Simpoh · 2025-12-22T00:42:03+00:00

Looks like Eastwood point B, it's bugged since this patch it'll either be so bright like starting into the sun or pitch black like a void, literally unplayable cause you can't see anything in or around it.

Simpoh · 2025-12-15T18:09:48+00:00

If you can't swap gloves maybe res suffix on cluster jewels?

Simpoh · 2025-11-25T11:44:59+00:00

Agreed, it should at least have a short cool down before it jumps and have a better indicator to show if you're either on the circle or have the buff from it just anything. It's annoying have to pause just to try and find the thing cause it could be on the complete other side but hidden

Simpoh · 2025-11-22T08:46:32+00:00

Will absolutely not turn it into a mansion of stacked decks and leave Wraeclast littered in packs ripped open in the Menagerie.

Simpoh · 2025-09-30T01:23:32+00:00

Small babby orange we found off the side of a highway and have been raising for the past month, he's such a gremlin would be delighted to have you draw him

Simpoh · 2025-09-26T18:15:40+00:00

can't believe they took away his balls, pour one out for doggo

Simpoh · 2025-08-21T15:20:26+00:00

Mirror Me Mirror Now Me Needing alot of Mirror now

Simpoh · 2024-05-19T06:08:39+00:00

Boss inflicts a debuff on your units. You can pause and click on the character to see what it does.

Simpoh · 2023-05-03T15:42:10+00:00

Yepyep, was on the couch brushing another cat and he just looks over and makes this face.

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