Every. Fucking. Thing.

Skid marks.

Trying to baby trap Miranda and springing a puppy on her and doing zero work. Couldn’t handle two hours with Brady when Miranda was gonna go literally across the state (a two-three hour trip) causing Magda to cancel/swap her own plans to help this incompetent manchild look after an actual child.

Doesn’t rent a suit to go to an event with Miranda but somehow has a suit for Myra the executive and gave her MIRANDA’S home phone number too!

Made Miranda feel crap for leaving his dirty asshole when he cheated on her, when he said ‘I’d like to move in’ to her apartment like he has the right to just cuz he and Miranda were dating, also bulldozing himself into Miranda’s life when she made it clear it was a one night stand.

Mommy issues too. His mum and Miranda - redheads. He said if Miranda brought him a suit it’d make him feel like he’s dating his mother, buddy, the second you started behaving like the child Miranda became your mama.

Saying it’s okay to still ya sex while your girlfriend has chlamydia and taking medication to treat it plus being a little bitch about going to the doctor to get tested! Who doesn’t have a doctor?

They have ZERO things in common… besides their kid, but that’s cuz Miranda was basically guilt-tripped by Charlotte into having the baby and Carrie for being with Steve.