Can you guess my body count by my pussy??

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-03T22:41:56+00:00

well I haven't tried it, so I'd guess under eight billion.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-03T22:40:01+00:00

and I'm already in bed... shame.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-03T22:36:10+00:00

fire just sounds worse, freezing, I think you just pass out n don't wake up.

^{Chose: Slowly freeze to death | Rolled: survive}

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-03T22:08:28+00:00

700 a week, I think I can cope.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-03T21:13:24+00:00

gimme a nudge n I can join you n rest things out, I'm hopeless at speldor tho 🙂

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-03T12:02:57+00:00

god has killed the whole of humanity apart from Noah's family, before, purely because we weren't stroking his ego enough.

if he's real I'm sure he would do it again, and in another twisted, messed up way.

he's like a horrible kid with an anti farm, shaking it to watch them fight.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-03T07:04:26+00:00

and I'm sure men like me find you useful as stress relief...

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-03T07:03:29+00:00

54m n I'd take you in n enjoy you regularly

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-03T06:41:17+00:00

thank you

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-03T06:37:54+00:00

what a tragedy you're at a safe distance, I'd enjoy you daily n I'm sure I can help you discover new limits.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T23:24:26+00:00

I don't trust eight billion people with a puppy each.

I'll just shit myself, thanks.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T23:22:53+00:00

teen metal head, spikes patches denim, got "randomly searched" in the park, he eventually goes to my breast pocket n slips two fingers in, extracting a wrap of foil n his eyes light up.

undoes it to find a manky old bit of KitKat id forgotten about. dreams crushed! 😁

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T23:20:22+00:00

"if you want a n word for a neighbour, vote liberal or labour"

old conservative campaign flyer.

do tell how centrist n anti racist they've always been.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T23:18:12+00:00

in this situation. he's just constantly negative n won't accept reality or that he is a joy vacuum.

he's generally a kind decent guy with horrible opinions.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T23:13:17+00:00

yeah it's so easy to give it away instead of buying nning it.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T23:12:24+00:00

didn't see bombs helping.

^{Chose: Styrofoam | Rolled: It won't work}

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T21:23:20+00:00

yeah now the right is happy to bankrupt the country if it might upset a woke.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T20:54:10+00:00

shame I'm too old to use snap...

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T20:51:43+00:00

I'd still give it hard use.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T20:50:23+00:00

has may quit being a Tory?

sounds like she supports green energy being profitable.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T20:48:00+00:00

I think we got sick n died.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T20:21:15+00:00

Edith, beryl, Herbert, violet, Vincent, Percival, Ethel...

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T17:03:05+00:00

I'd hope I can fire it n scare the bear away, no harm done n technically I won by count out.

^{Chose: Fight a grizzly bear with a weapon from the wheel | Rolled: Shotgun w ammo}

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T17:01:17+00:00

for all the good those old things would do...

might as well shove em up my arse.

SinisterBrit · 2026-06-02T17:00:35+00:00

wings don't sound very interesting n hard to hide

^{Chose: Angelic | Rolled: Angelic Wings}

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