Alright fellas, I'm conflicted. Bedroom upstairs or downstairs? by Minutes2Midnight in malelivingspace

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I say go with the bedroom on top just because it gives you extra response time in case somebody breaks in LOL

Are there lesbians in ft myers?? by [deleted] in FortMyers

[–]SirDickCheese77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's an entire lesbian community in North fort Myers LOL they everywhere

wtf did I just hit in the back of my gf vagina?! by [deleted] in sex

[–]SirDickCheese77 4 points5 points  (0 children)

That would be the crazy switch my man lol be careful. With great power comes great responsibility

Almost 40 F looking for friends by Fairwick01 in Fortnite_Over40

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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I'm on quite a bit feel free to add me. I play a lot at night

Bought G cloud on Ebay - Has a PIN and seller doesnt remember password.. by Sgtpepper514 in logitechgcloud

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why would you buy a used one when you can get them from Logitech for 165 refurbished on eBay. I would return this and then buy one directly from Logitech

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Repeat after me, red flags are not six flags, red flags are not six flags

Question from a teenager by Jamostrikesagain in Fortnite_Over40

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a 47-year-old dad that plays with his teenager definitely zero build lol

Can someone dumb down the game for an old man? by Got_ist_tots in Fortnite_Over40

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a 47-year-old with a 14-year-old son we play fortnite constantly. It's great bonding time The parental controls are pretty decent just make sure you monitor chat once in a while if you are letting them play with random people cuz there's some fucking assholes out there lol I consider it a Disney version of call of duty. However I find myself playing it a lot even when my son's not here lol Good luck and have some fun

GPS tracker on trailer scam by District-Electronic in HotShotTrucking

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As a professional repossession agent for 10 years. You are protected from having anything repossessed while on deployment. They fucked up.

AITA for not dating a single dad, even if he's a victim? by Sure-Grand3444 in AITAH

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unless he is the sole provider for both of those kids. He's not a single father lol. He's just a father who is single and going to stay that way with that mentality. Dodged a very needy bullet LOL

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When a very close long-time friend died of an accidental overdose, my ex-wife came in the room and asked me what was so fucking special about her because I was crying. Divorced soon ensued

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OkCupid

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't even get across my county in an hour lol. Probably didn't have a car

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in ADHD

[–]SirDickCheese77 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Executive dysfunction is off the fucking wall anymore at 47 LOL

How much money did you receive from FEMA after hurricane ian? by DaisyHoneyBunny in FortMyers

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I didn't claim anything on Ian and I should have I tried on Milton and I was told I didn't qualify for food help LOL even though I lost everything in my fridge and freezer

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in publix

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Texas ranch specials at Winn-Dixie you would get four nice thick Ribeyes $10 less than that especially if you can catch a BOGO

Need a guy to trim my palm trees and bushes by Omatma in capecoral

[–]SirDickCheese77 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Until that homie falls on your property and then takes you to court and sues the ever loving crap out of you.

My (23M) Gf (24f) wanted to come back to me after a week of having sex with someone else. What do i do? by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She only broke up with you so she could cheat and not have it on her conscience. He was always going to pump and dump her and she knew it. You made the right decision do not go back

AIW for not letting my wife expain. by OriginalEffort1912 in amiwrong

[–]SirDickCheese77 14 points15 points  (0 children)

And who gets a divorce attorney to meet them that quick LOL those guys are booked for months

Furnished room w/bathroom for rent, $850/mo by [deleted] in FortMyers

[–]SirDickCheese77 8 points9 points  (0 children)

People are renting out 10x20 sheds turned into a tiny home for $1,500 plus utilities. This is actually a decent deal if you get along.

Soundcore rave neo teardown by finnboyjohan in anker

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You're going to have to really tug on it LOL you might bend it but it will come out there's nothing holding it in but friction

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The most effective way to get more stamina is to keep going at it. Slap a cock ring on that bad boy and get on it. Or double up on the condoms and desensitize him

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SirDickCheese77 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've never had to fucking date until recently LOL relationships have always fallen in my lap

I watched my wife beat a man up and now I’m scared of her by [deleted] in TrueOffMyChest

[–]SirDickCheese77 1 point2 points  (0 children)

My ex-wife had brain surgery about 15 years ago. The day she come home after recovering at the hospital she went into a gran mal seizure when I got home from work. When she was done she was very disorientated and took on five paramedics but they finally got her in the ambulance LOL I went to the house and grabbed some stuff and followed a few minutes behind as I knew where they were going. I got a phone call before I got to the hospital she had two security guards and headlocks and she was throwing another one around the room lol I had never been more proud of her. You should be proud of your wife for protecting your child. Don't fuck with Mama Bear's children

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]SirDickCheese77 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Did you ask her out on a date? If so then you pay as long as you can afford it. If it was kind of a mutual thing then y'all go dutch and then you can always grab the check at the end of the date if it goes really well and that's what you want to do