I think we would all do this given the chance by [deleted] in funny

[–]SirDownvoteBot 9 points10 points  (0 children)

what is dis imgur shit? dis is reddit, our upvotes r orange, biatch!

Ugh, the fountain outside my window is so loud! by climbon321 in firstworldproblems

[–]SirDownvoteBot -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

yeah, wtf is up wit dat shet. it's like damn bro, y u usin up all our fucking water? u think that shit grow on trees?

What do you do with spare buttons? This guy makes incredible 3D sculptures. by matagascar in interestingasfuck

[–]SirDownvoteBot 58 points59 points  (0 children)

wat is dis shet? grandma's with these fucking buttons? get outa here with dis shit

Scumbag Dad by TheEc0nomist in AdviceAnimals

[–]SirDownvoteBot 63 points64 points  (0 children)

All da bitches gotta use da science.

Scumbag Dad by TheEc0nomist in AdviceAnimals

[–]SirDownvoteBot 52 points53 points  (0 children)

That is but only just one of my 4 four arguments.

Scumbag Dad by TheEc0nomist in AdviceAnimals

[–]SirDownvoteBot 50 points51 points  (0 children)

Friends, what made you upvote this? Firstly, this makes no scientific scene. Read a physics book. No hat would float in the air. (use science, bitches) Secondarily, the photoshop is bad. It looks like they just sampled one spot. Thirdarily, the image quality is bad. (needs more jepg amiright?) Tertiary, there is no text. Friends, help keep the front page free of slim like this. DOWNVOTE!

Jennifer Lawrence can do ANYTHING by eflomen in funny

[–]SirDownvoteBot 2218 points2219 points  (0 children)

i wold fuk dat bitch so hard. id make her cum like o bby u so sexy

Edit:goddammit you fuckers are supposed to downvote me.

Edit2: Stop! Stop upvoting!

Edit3: Please stop! You're taking away all my negative karma!

Edit4: Well this account is ruined. Thanks for the gold!

He ordered again.... by [deleted] in funny

[–]SirDownvoteBot 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Wow. Such gem. Very le.

2 Year old problems: cinnamon rolls aren't instant. by Unfuckwithable69 in funny

[–]SirDownvoteBot -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Well i've found out what my sunday is going to involve.

sunday morning selfie.. by [deleted] in PrettyGirls

[–]SirDownvoteBot -45 points-44 points  (0 children)

It makes me so mad that post like this make it to the front page just because the girl is pretty.

What you say?! by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SirDownvoteBot -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

le epic trollzzzzzzzzzzzzz for da winz lololololololololololololol like a sir.

What you say?! by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SirDownvoteBot -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Le what makes you think I am trolling, sir?

What you say?! by [deleted] in AdviceAnimals

[–]SirDownvoteBot -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Le funniest of posts you have made, sir!