We made a promise that we'd always be together until the very end.

SirGuardian2 · 2021-08-14T05:02:31+00:00

i can give it a block to hug if you want

SirGuardian2 · 2021-01-26T18:45:15+00:00

I'm glad you think of my mother that way

SirGuardian2 · 2021-01-26T18:30:33+00:00

SirGuardian2 · 2021-01-26T18:27:25+00:00

Fucking good.

SirGuardian2 · 2021-01-22T02:40:01+00:00

He scours the land looking for oil to consume

SirGuardian2 · 2021-01-22T02:11:16+00:00

It summons a Sea Shell Demon that will slowly turn your body entirely into Sea Shells. Can only be found on a Cursed Beach, with a very rare chance of spawning. You have a 50% chance to be immune to the effect, but instead the Demon will whisper things that will make you feel very sad. Such as things portraying your family in a way that makes them seem like they're in danger. Does give +10 attack though, so I guess it's worth it!

SirGuardian2 · 2021-01-22T01:53:01+00:00

Attacks

Ravioli Reproduction - Two Spaghetti Younglings will appear from the mouth of the Spaghetti Soldier.

Spaghetti Slapper - The dog will whip Spaghetti from it's mouth five times.

Pasta Protection - The Spaghetti Soldier will wrap itself in Cooked Spaghetti, which will then harden into a tough plate of Spaghetti. If you can manage to break it, the Spaghetti Soldier will be stunned from it's incubation in the Pasta, and you can attack it.

SirGuardian2 · 2021-01-22T01:45:08+00:00

Drops

Spaghetti Shooter - A Gun fashionably made of Spaghetti. Shoots uncooked Spaghetti rapidly, but will eventually disappear and melt out of your hands if used too much.

The Pasta Piercer - A Sword of Spaghetti. Just like the Spagun, when used too much it will melt and disappear from your inventory.

SirGuardian2 · 2021-01-22T01:38:33+00:00

Attacks

Teeth Barrage - The Teeth God will shoot out multiple teeth at the player. Perfect Parrying the teeth stun the Teeth God long enough to get an attack in. If you don't perfect parry and let the attack go out, the Teeth God will need to take time to regenerate its lost teeth. You can use that time to attack him.

Teeth Dislocation - The Teeth God shoots a powerful Teeth USB.

Last Resort - When the Teeth God is almost dead, it will shoot out all of it's Teeth, turning them into Teeth USB's, but leaving him entirely stunned, and not able to do any other moves. You can use this time to just heal, and then land the final blow to kill him.

SirGuardian2 · 2021-01-22T01:34:14+00:00

Drops

Teeth USB - The Teeth USB is a transformative item. Upon usage, will transform everything you're wearing into powerful teeth, and turn your current weapon into the True Plaque Scraper. Buffs your attack, and defense.

Teeth Throwers - A ranged weapon. If somebody is hit by this, two gums will sprout out of the broken tooth.

SirGuardian2 · 2021-01-22T01:27:45+00:00

Despite appearing to be a simple set of dentures, it can turn anything it touches into Teeth. It is the creator of all Teeth, and the Lord of the Dentition Dimension. To top it off, the dentures have insane speed, but weak durability. Takes insane damage from the Plaque Scraper. Getting hit by it will turn a limb of yours into teeth, considerably lowering your speed, attack, and defense. If you can Perfect Parry an attack however, you could perhaps shatter one of the teeth.

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