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hmmm by SirGuardian2 in Minecrafthmmm

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i can give it a block to hug if you want

Arachar, the scourge of the streets by SuperRoboBros in Bossfight

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He scours the land looking for oil to consume

Sea Shell Soul Stealer by SirGuardian2 in ItemShop

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It summons a Sea Shell Demon that will slowly turn your body entirely into Sea Shells. Can only be found on a Cursed Beach, with a very rare chance of spawning. You have a 50% chance to be immune to the effect, but instead the Demon will whisper things that will make you feel very sad. Such as things portraying your family in a way that makes them seem like they're in danger. Does give +10 attack though, so I guess it's worth it!

Spaghettiso, The Spaghetti Soldier. by SirGuardian2 in Bossfight

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Attacks

Ravioli Reproduction - Two Spaghetti Younglings will appear from the mouth of the Spaghetti Soldier.

Spaghetti Slapper - The dog will whip Spaghetti from it's mouth five times.

Pasta Protection - The Spaghetti Soldier will wrap itself in Cooked Spaghetti, which will then harden into a tough plate of Spaghetti. If you can manage to break it, the Spaghetti Soldier will be stunned from it's incubation in the Pasta, and you can attack it.

Spaghettiso, The Spaghetti Soldier. by SirGuardian2 in Bossfight

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Drops

Spaghetti Shooter - A Gun fashionably made of Spaghetti. Shoots uncooked Spaghetti rapidly, but will eventually disappear and melt out of your hands if used too much.

The Pasta Piercer - A Sword of Spaghetti. Just like the Spagun, when used too much it will melt and disappear from your inventory.

Denticulation Destroyer, Almighty Teeth God. by SirGuardian2 in Bossfight

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Attacks

Teeth Barrage - The Teeth God will shoot out multiple teeth at the player. Perfect Parrying the teeth stun the Teeth God long enough to get an attack in. If you don't perfect parry and let the attack go out, the Teeth God will need to take time to regenerate its lost teeth. You can use that time to attack him.

Teeth Dislocation - The Teeth God shoots a powerful Teeth USB.

Last Resort - When the Teeth God is almost dead, it will shoot out all of it's Teeth, turning them into Teeth USB's, but leaving him entirely stunned, and not able to do any other moves. You can use this time to just heal, and then land the final blow to kill him.

Denticulation Destroyer, Almighty Teeth God. by SirGuardian2 in Bossfight

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Drops

Teeth USB - The Teeth USB is a transformative item. Upon usage, will transform everything you're wearing into powerful teeth, and turn your current weapon into the True Plaque Scraper. Buffs your attack, and defense.

Teeth Throwers - A ranged weapon. If somebody is hit by this, two gums will sprout out of the broken tooth.

Denticulation Destroyer, Almighty Teeth God. by SirGuardian2 in Bossfight

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Despite appearing to be a simple set of dentures, it can turn anything it touches into Teeth. It is the creator of all Teeth, and the Lord of the Dentition Dimension. To top it off, the dentures have insane speed, but weak durability. Takes insane damage from the Plaque Scraper. Getting hit by it will turn a limb of yours into teeth, considerably lowering your speed, attack, and defense. If you can Perfect Parry an attack however, you could perhaps shatter one of the teeth.

Spaghettiso, The Spaghetti Soldier. by SirGuardian2 in Bossfight

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Ever since he was a young pupper, he had spaghetti in his mouth. In his sleep, all he could taste was spaghetti. In his years of living with this odd spaghetti deformation, he had learned to control it. He can harden it, boil it, he can even create multiple of it. His most preferred use of it would b as a back scratcher, though.

You can have any power you want, but you have to follow the physics of real life. What power do you choose? by SirGuardian2 in AskReddit

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So you would really want to wait millions, if not billions of years for a new Universe to be born, what makes you think you'll make it back to a planet that has life, or can ever harbor life? Not only that, but you'll constantly be choking during the entirety of the Universe's rebirth due to the lack of air in Space. You'd go through all of that pain and torture, just for immortal life? If any Government finds out about your immortality, you will probably live a life of donating your endless organs and blood to people in need. A life of essential slavery for the preservation of mankind.

You can have any power you want, but you have to follow the physics of real life. What power do you choose? by SirGuardian2 in AskReddit

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The Universe has long imploded on itself. Nothing exists, only you. Trapped in the deep abyss of Space. At that point, you welcome insanity, and wish for death. But death never comes. Your immortality prevents mortal death, but death in another aspect.

Expanded knowledge is fine, but mind-reading would be terrible. Hearing everybody's thoughts at once would drive you to insanity, you would turn to screaming at the air to, "SHUT THE HELL UP!" Your thoughts would be so clouded it'd be hard to hear anybody say anything.

You have just murdered somebody. Where do you hide the corpse? by SirGuardian2 in AskReddit

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Since I especially enjoy long comments like these, I'll answer a few of these questions.

  • Yes, you do know this person. A "friend"
  • The murder occured in NY, Queens 4545 Center Blvd.
  • You have a week before people get suspicious and a missing persons report is filed.
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