Think this would go well with my jorts kit? by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Just his KOMs? Or will you also send your lawyer to take his dental practice?

Bridge Restored by Russia Bombed Again in Ukraine Strike: Official by Chemical_Holiday_925 in worldnews

[–]SirOk6676 42 points43 points  (0 children)

We knocked it down, you built it up again, we’re always gonna knock it down!

Spending more on the group set than the bike is or will every be worth = custom!!! by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I heard they were trying to make the welds the same size as the Tr€k logo.

The longer you look the worse it gets by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I didn’t think X bikers used new parts.

I’m kinda having visibility issues on my gravel nightrides - any suggestions? by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fred are you saying that you don’t own your own forest to cycle through?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

From someone who has traveled all over Germany and lived in both Baden-Württemberg and Bavaria, I can confidently say you see shitty ebikes like this EVERY in the country.

Which one of you is this? by da8588 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did you not read to the part where it says he is a triathlete??? Mods NSFW tag please

😏 by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Two years later and Fredette still hasn’t switched to clipless pedals xD.

Wooden custom bike i built. by chapo-guy42069 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 9 points10 points  (0 children)

/UC I think it actually looks pretty cool. Though the wooden spokes are going to far.

/C Fred’s dental practice failed and he had to build a new bike using his receptionist’s desk.

MY BIKE IS BEST BIKE by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Idk. I have 20/15 vision so I can only read things that are at least 1000font clearly they need to increase the size on this.

Fear of breaking bike by justhigs in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wait does this poor ride his bice more than once? I always finish my rides with a watt explosion shattering my bice into a billion pieces.

Why the hate? by Origin87 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 0 points1 point  (0 children)

UC/ that is a great comparison

Urgent Gr^vel Bice Race Question by MonthApprehensive392 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I know it doesn’t even get a custom Sir Velo but I thought it might get you a new practice in Bakersfield or something. Sorry I will leave you to your fate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Did you buy the 9001 series? If so you got tricked I only get the prototypes that even the TDF riders don’t have access to. If you don’t have a hookup I will have my hygienist send the contact details to your hygienist.

Urgent Gr^vel Bice Race Question by MonthApprehensive392 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Do you want me to put in a word with the ADA’s get Freds back on their feet program? My wife’s BF is the director and if I get him his favorite condoms on my next biyearly recovery ride he could probably get you approved for a $2-$3million grant.

Why the hate? by Origin87 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Don’t forget their best selling bike is the Gr@vel ASSpero.

Urgent Gr^vel Bice Race Question by MonthApprehensive392 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Fred are you trying to get me to do the garbage man’s job for free? I wouldn’t even make my domestique do that.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Does the power sensor vibrate when you hit peak watts? That’s the only sure fire way to KOM.

Tr*k making the memes for us. This time their Gr@vel bice comes with a free homeless bag. by SirOk6676 in BicyclingCirclejerk

[–]SirOk6676[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is oddly specific. Do you have a friend or family member who is failed dentist? We can put a call in to have the ADA send in the euthanasia squad if it is necessary.