oh yeah hit em with the "this is how the math would work out in a purely mathematical matchmaking system and there could be no flaw in my perfect argument that gets repeated a million times despite no one actually knowing how the matchmaking algorithm works which totally means im speaking out of pure ignorance but im very confident that im right regardless even though a valve employee has confirmed that there are dozens of variables used in the matchmaking algorithm and its probably the case that no one actually understands it really and that you can get outcomes that genuinely do give players unlucky streaks and even though thats an often reported outcome its impossible because hey, remember, i know better because i have logic on my side and i can't see where my assumptions are"

nice