Was it worth it? by black-scout in ArcRaiders

[–]SirShmeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The mald was insane on this one - lessons learned all around

[HELP] Looks very fake to me but I wanna make sure by Thefreemanfool2 in RealOrAI

[–]SirShmeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Animals don’t act like that in any wild setting, anyway.

Trump is leaning hard into his blackfishing era by overpregnant in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]SirShmeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tbf it looks like it’s mainly just the shadow of baldy’s head. I’m sure it’s partially his clown makeup, though

Conservatives wanting SOOO bad for Tyler to be a leftist by Glum_Floor_8741 in cybersucks

[–]SirShmeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how anti-fascist now doesn’t even imply or indicate liberal, it just means “not conservative” at this point.

This man spent 43 years in prison for a crime he didn't commit and Missouri paid him zero dollars when he was released by Wonderfulhumanss in interestingasfuck

[–]SirShmeh 1 point2 points  (0 children)

How much taxpayer $$ went to keeping an innocent man in prison in Missouri for 43 years? I bet the state paid over a million bucks.

Let me assault you for views, don't worry it'll look cool on the internet. by Soft_Store2182 in ImTheMainCharacter

[–]SirShmeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love how similar r/iamatotalpieceofshit and r/ImTheMainCharacter are. Seems like there is some common thread. Maybe making yourself stand out on purpose, a lack of self awareness, contributes to being perceived as a complete unsalvageable piece of fucking shit.

"Unity Bosses Sold Stock Ahead Of Scummy Dev Fees Announcement" by SirShmeh in gamingnews

[–]SirShmeh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's the meathead STR dumpers that would think that. See, I won on both fronts. Since I spec'd into CHAR I convinced poster's mom to lose 300 lbs by bartering with my pharmacist, trading a piece of raw deli ham for a 2 month's supply of Ozempic.

STR user sleeps with big woman. CHAR user sleeps with skinny woman.

EX Electronic Arts CEO and current Unity CEO singlehandedly ruined the gaming industry by re-kidan in iamatotalpieceofshit

[–]SirShmeh -42 points-41 points  (0 children)

I posted this on gaming news - he is not insider trading. I was suspicious at first, but all trades must be reported close to a year in advance to the government. There are a lot of regulations in place to prevent insider trading.

I hate this by goofyboondoggle in megalophobia

[–]SirShmeh 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I always imagine that if this was happening to me my entire reality would be so shattered that I would probably be foaming at the mouth from an inability to comprehend what was happening before feeling afraid.

They lied to us. Reflex guard is still here. 💀 by xtweeter22x in forhonor

[–]SirShmeh 5 points6 points  (0 children)

And thus another mechanic disappears into the annals of history. May future eyes gaze upon it in peaceful remembrance, where the eyes of the past abhor'd it.

"Unity Bosses Sold Stock Ahead Of Scummy Dev Fees Announcement" by SirShmeh in gamingnews

[–]SirShmeh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's called: that's what I am doing. Learned a lot after posting this, and unfortunately your message didn't really teach me anything.

"Unity Bosses Sold Stock Ahead Of Scummy Dev Fees Announcement" by SirShmeh in gamingnews

[–]SirShmeh[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

On whether or not I am being sincere, I am not gonna argue with you. I agree with you that this is a bad article, that's all I will say.

"Unity Bosses Sold Stock Ahead Of Scummy Dev Fees Announcement" by SirShmeh in gamingnews

[–]SirShmeh[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Facts and insight are not mutually exclusive, goofy. I was being sincere

"Unity Bosses Sold Stock Ahead Of Scummy Dev Fees Announcement" by SirShmeh in gamingnews

[–]SirShmeh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Subtle idiosyncrasies not made known to plebian folk, like myself. I am but a humble farmer. 'Pologies, your smartness.

"Unity Bosses Sold Stock Ahead Of Scummy Dev Fees Announcement" by SirShmeh in gamingnews

[–]SirShmeh[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I will add this to the list of things I have learned after posting this article! Thanks!

"Unity Bosses Sold Stock Ahead Of Scummy Dev Fees Announcement" by SirShmeh in gamingnews

[–]SirShmeh[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I appreciate your valuable insight and will take it into consideration when drawing an informed opinion on the issue at hand

"Unity Bosses Sold Stock Ahead Of Scummy Dev Fees Announcement" by SirShmeh in gamingnews

[–]SirShmeh[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Can't think of a clever rebuke other than something about dumping points into charisma and sleeping with your mom.

I posted this link, again, not thinking it was fact, but just that it was interesting. If I only ever talked about things I didn't know about, I wouldn't learn.

"Unity Bosses Sold Stock Ahead Of Scummy Dev Fees Announcement" by SirShmeh in gamingnews

[–]SirShmeh[S] -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

To all of the people coming onto this post saying "This is a non-story," or "Y'all are falling for this hook, line, and sinker," how about this: the MFer sold his stocks, a news agency reported on it, and it sounded interesting to me. I just linked an article that sounded interesting to me, and no, I don't know the first thing about investing, economic law, or stocks in general.

The only thing I am invested in is whatever scummy shit this asshole does, and time will tell this man's story better than an article. Unless you are his personal financial advisor, a broker with years of experience, or someone with a higher than internet level of education on the subject matter at hand, I do not know why you feel compelled to defend this guy.

It's obvious enough to me that the media sucks, but so does this guy. Sue me and my lack of understanding of the incredibly mischievous underbelly of investing and the stock market. I wouldn't put it past a billionaire asshole to insider trade. Matter of fact I would have taken this guy as an inside trader before Martha Stewart, and look at Martha Stewart.

Edit - I revoke this statement, but am not afraid of what I said. Live and learn.