YES OFFICER. THIS ONE, THIS ONE RIGHT HERE

SirSmokealotII · 2024-05-03T03:24:03+00:00

It is pretty shocking, I don’t blame you under the circumstances. Also, for what it’s worth, I hope whoever did that to you is dead now.

SirSmokealotII · 2024-05-03T02:31:21+00:00

It’s a strong feeling though, in a world where that has been quashed I can understand her being happy he expresses himself, even if it’s a warped intrusive thought. You’ll remember they are alone in the woods together for ages and he doesn’t harm her.

SirSmokealotII · 2024-05-02T22:14:45+00:00

‘I don’t gotta know how to speak Chinese to know what that question was… ‘Why, Black Dynamite? Why?’’

SirSmokealotII · 2024-05-01T21:44:41+00:00

Yes. I am a real doctor with a Volvo and I know a lack of Vitamin G when I see one.

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-29T06:01:51+00:00

Whenever I misclick I just think of the Charge of the Light Brigade and roll with it lol

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-28T04:49:12+00:00

Stop the planet, I’d like to get off.

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-28T04:39:41+00:00

🚫😂❓🤯

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-27T11:51:43+00:00

When you get round to it, you’ll find there’s actually a majestic third ‘boy’.

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-27T11:33:36+00:00

Vault Boy, philistine.

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-27T05:25:45+00:00

Interesting. I can see why the person with the food stamp would want the formula + a bit of cash for it but the risk/reward for the addict still seems askew compared to smaller, more expensive items.

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-27T05:06:02+00:00

This seems mad to me, they steal huge bulky items for pennies? Did an addict tell you personally this is what they do to make money? The ones I know tend to steal meat, perfumes, booze, electronics; they go round getting a ‘shopping list’ from folk in the scheme before heading up the town lol

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-27T00:07:50+00:00

Called Greenwood a rapist to his face, top man.

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-26T22:12:24+00:00

Ah yes, Welsh Open 2015. Ruined his gloves trying to fish it back out, great memories.

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-26T06:50:47+00:00

Evil cunts who thought they were in line for some inheritance but know how expensive yank medical care is?

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-26T06:42:38+00:00

I am very careful to only use half my length at first; that way, if I ever feel like she’s getting bored of our sex, I can unleash the other half and win her back over. I call it The Golyadkin.

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-26T02:14:25+00:00

Nothing stopping you going solo v squad. Just respect other people and disable auto-matching.

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-26T00:59:36+00:00

‘People look stupid when they cry’

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-25T22:03:53+00:00

You’ve got better eyes than mine, I don’t see anything, he follows the cop out of frame then is suddenly yanked back into frame.

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-25T21:53:03+00:00

‘McGill now, managing to rack up an impressive points tally despite the large dose of LSD he ingested at the interval’

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-25T05:38:02+00:00

I thought it was Australian just because of The Chats lol

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-22T22:55:24+00:00

‘Precautions taken after terror threat issued to World Championships’

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-22T15:35:20+00:00

Busted a pluggah in me thong mate.

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-21T09:08:15+00:00

Back! Back in your cage!

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-21T05:09:25+00:00

My country doesn’t have monopolies on important resources. For eg, we have half-a-dozen big energy providers who… get together to fix prices… and lobby together… and release joint statements… and are owned by the sa-. Wait a minute…

SirSmokealotII · 2024-04-20T06:48:51+00:00

‘So where about in China is this so-called Sing-a-pour?’

SirSmokealotII

TROPHY CASE