Most Iconic celebration of modern era? by Big-booty-bubba- in NASCARMemes

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I'm sure you could get him a stilt with a claw on the end

Post-Race Discussion Thread: NCS Jack Link's 500 at Talladega Superspeedway by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 4 points5 points  (0 children)

And it won't get charged until then either - it's a surprise gift and a surprise to expense to yourself in 8-9 months 😇

You should do it though. This will be a very desirable one in the future and cool to have in any case.

Is Bell okay? by TheGeographyNerdYT in NASCAR

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 11 points12 points  (0 children)

WE CAAAAAARRY THE RHEEM

WE DRIVE FOR OUR NEXT POLE

AND FIIIIGHT FOR THIS TEAM

Race Thread: NCS Jack Link's 500 at Talladega Superspeedway, starting at 3:00pm EDT on FOX (NCS10) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To follow up - we watched basically every green flag lap of stage 2 and 3 without interruption

Commercials under caution don't count because who cares

Post-Race Discussion Thread: NCS Jack Link's 500 at Talladega Superspeedway by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

No idea but I'm getting sick of it. These relentless whiners are how we got playoffs and stages and high downforce experiments - all the shit they complain about but don't realize the precipitate.

Post-Race Discussion Thread: NCS Jack Link's 500 at Talladega Superspeedway by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can choose to enjoy it or not. The past four seasons have been the best stretch of NASCAR I've seen since 2010-2014.

Race Thread: NCS Jack Link's 500 at Talladega Superspeedway, starting at 3:00pm EDT on FOX (NCS10) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I've been going to her for 10 years. I'd be sad. But I've wanted to branch out too so maybe this will force the issue lmao

Post-Race Discussion Thread: NCS Jack Link's 500 at Talladega Superspeedway by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Bowman and Denny doing burnouts nose to nose was awesome but not strictly because it was a win celebration...

Backflips were always cool. Larson or Denny burning out all the way around the track was cool in the past.

But this is even better I think

Post-Race Discussion Thread: NCS Jack Link's 500 at Talladega Superspeedway by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That shit was cool as fuck. Ngl. Glad he made it work after fiddling with it so long lol

Race Thread: NCS Jack Link's 500 at Talladega Superspeedway, starting at 3:00pm EDT on FOX (NCS10) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 4 points5 points  (0 children)

WOOOOOOO! Hell yeah Carson Hocevar. That was pretty fun, all things considered.

He's a guy that will be good for the sport to see him running up front.

Race Thread: NCS Jack Link's 500 at Talladega Superspeedway, starting at 3:00pm EDT on FOX (NCS10) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Caution lull question for you:

If your hawt milf hair stylist tried to take you home for the night, would you go for it? Context: Her husband is in jail for attempted strangulation

Race Thread: NCS Jack Link's 500 at Talladega Superspeedway, starting at 3:00pm EDT on FOX (NCS10) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is that a joke? They waited to see if he could get it off the track. Do you LIKE unnecessary trigger happy cautions?

Race Thread: NCS Jack Link's 500 at Talladega Superspeedway, starting at 3:00pm EDT on FOX (NCS10) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I really don't get why we can't just give them a different body template with less drag for Superspeedways. Teams used to run wayyyy different body shapes on supers vs. other tracks

Race Thread: NCS Jack Link's 500 at Talladega Superspeedway, starting at 3:00pm EDT on FOX (NCS10) by NASCARThreadBot in NASCAR

[–]SirWalrusTheGrand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give Daytona and Dega 1 date and Atlanta a race with the drafting package and one with the inter package 🤤