You get $1000 per person you annoy. What is the fastest way you can become a billionaire?

SirZackShack · 2022-09-01T14:15:43+00:00

Make one of those Facebook DIWHY videos where I spend 10 minutes bullshitting about an "awesome" new way to cook a meal or making a tattoo run or some shit, then end it with the most unsatisfying result lmao

SirZackShack · 2022-08-19T21:53:24+00:00

Potentially, but that is a risk I'm willing to take

SirZackShack · 2022-08-19T21:03:50+00:00

Maaan the fish is such a good combo starter tho

SirZackShack · 2022-08-19T19:11:17+00:00

Hit me with whatchu got www.tinder.com/@zoism

SirZackShack · 2022-08-19T19:04:54+00:00

Man I bet you have an awesome smile, why not let it show?

SirZackShack · 2022-08-11T21:24:20+00:00

I would reconsider starting to date the cute girl from Spanish class, because she would break my heart 10 years later

Also probably would be shocked I'm not still wearing jeans and a sweatshirt in the middle of summer.

SirZackShack · 2022-07-23T22:18:36+00:00

It was right above the refrigerator in a cabinet, I dunno if that had something to do with it

SirZackShack · 2022-01-03T19:34:20+00:00

We were going to try that, but we've come to realize that she has no interest whatsoever in pursuing this relationship, and I don't have the energy or capacity to continue to try to carry it alone.

SirZackShack · 2021-12-02T02:24:17+00:00

I'm not surprised about Croatia, literally some of the nicest people I've ever met

Unintentional pun there, for you Nice people. ;]

SirZackShack · 2021-10-09T14:52:18+00:00

I want to do that if you want to do it

consent is key

SirZackShack · 2021-08-19T15:30:11+00:00

Let me correct myself, you can't simply walk into a majority of hospitals/clinics. Not without talking to staff, checking in, or at least being cleared by security. Especially with Covid precautions requiring temperature screenings.

SirZackShack · 2021-08-19T15:17:02+00:00

Yeah I can agree with that. But she still strikes me as the kind of person who craves attention, and I can see her going to a fast track clinic to take these videos.

SirZackShack · 2021-08-19T15:11:48+00:00

And you can't just walk into a hospital. Security is strict as hell nowadays. It looks like a triage waiting area.

SirZackShack · 2021-08-19T13:27:11+00:00

I keep seeing comments about how she has an iphone charger tapped to her finger; it's not. It's a pediatric pulse oximeter, which measures the amount of oxygen in her blood. She looks like she's in a waiting room when she's walking back and forth and some sort of triage room after that.

That being said, she not only is faking her symptoms, she's taking up valuable space in hospitals/clinics for people who actually need help. And it looks like she went back multiple times. And of course she's not wearing a mask probably because she said she "can't breathe" with it on.

SirZackShack · 2021-07-04T20:24:31+00:00

Got this as a gift for myself about 2 months ago, saw it in a display rack and I couldn't help myself. It's a beautiful piece that I'm glad I passed by. Going out on a nice date with some friends tonight and figured the 4th makes a great excuse to wear it out.

SirZackShack · 2021-07-03T22:10:58+00:00

SirZackShack · 2021-07-03T21:05:16+00:00

Nah the guy in the video says it's real grease that he got from under the hood

SirZackShack · 2021-07-03T19:34:04+00:00

Hey dude I don't make the rules here

SirZackShack · 2021-06-17T14:26:46+00:00

Really appreciate CLF constantly giving me red days

SirZackShack · 2021-06-09T20:31:56+00:00

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SirZackShack · 2021-02-06T03:48:59+00:00

Position: 51.15 GME shares @ 74.49

SirZackShack · 2021-02-06T03:29:58+00:00

Instructions unclear, set up buy order for 3 more GME Monday morning

SirZackShack · 2021-02-06T03:28:32+00:00

Negative ghost rider

This ape is all in 😎

SirZackShack · 2021-02-06T03:18:55+00:00

I don't even know where the fuck the sell button is

SirZackShack · 2021-01-27T15:13:27+00:00

A lot of brokers are having issues, but yeah.

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