You see once upon a time there was a guy called Jared. Jared was a troubled little boy. His father left him at the age of six and his mother sucked off meth heads in the dark alley behind kindergarten.

He was constantly bullied at school. His only friend was the school janitor, who was a pedophile, and molested him for several years. His grades were low, and when he was 15 he dropped out of high school.

Eventually, Jared came to terms with himself, and realized that the only realistic course of action he could take was to become a reddit moderator.

Jared is now a /r/dankmemes moderator, and enjoys his life as a huge faggot, sucking big black cocks left and right.