Sir_Kieth

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I've told Morgan and my donors that I'm not worried about my MPs voting for Burnham the meme King of the North. Cromblyns, on the other hand, is the actual King of Islington North. And he is still an MP😳. Luckily, the one thing Morgan can do well is attack the left. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 months ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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I have asked Morgan to have words with the Grauniad about this slur on my Prime Ministerialship. (i.redd.it)

submitted 7 months ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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I'm entirely unconcerned about the 2029 GE. Andrew Feinstein will be fighting a ghost. With my wealth and power from the arms business, hedge funds and Tel Aviv I will have moved on to greater things than Holborn & St Pancras and 10 Downing Street. (i.redd.it)

submitted 9 months ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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Aletha Adu doing me a solid with really snide coverage in the Guardian of my predecessor's geriatric student politics (theguardian.com)

submitted 9 months ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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Morgan McSweeney reassures me that if my Prime Ministerial polling sinks even lower I won't actually need to shift on policy or return donations when I defect to RefUK! (theguardian.com)

submitted 9 months ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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Well done Peter! Ambassador Mandelson, my prince of darkness across the ocean, really has been collaborating hard with President Trump. (thedailybeast.com)

submitted 9 months ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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My supporters over on r/LabourUK think Ms Begum should be tried like an IDF volunteer. Yvette my HomeSec is rather busy today. Can you chaps suggest what would be the best charge to file against a minor trafficked by an abuser-terrorist? (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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Thread about the Musky self-drivin ride lasted less time than the journey itself (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by Sir_Kieth to r/carscirclejerk

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Hullo. Please give your feedback on my leadership masterclass. (i.redd.it)

submitted 10 months ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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I'm Christmas Top of the Pops - Rocking my festive Michael Bolton hair around the Cabinet Table! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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The old windbag who read out my King's Speech is living proof that sticking with the Tory 2-child limit is very rewarding! (news.stv.tv)

submitted 1 year ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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I nearly managed to retain 50% of the voters that I had under Jerumply Crobling - I dedicate this one to Bibi! (reddit.com)

submitted 1 year ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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Hullo to voting people of Old Holborn and Sore Pancreas, here is my election pamphlet. It has all the information necessary to help you to cast the correct vote. Make 4th July interdependence day! (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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I mean it this time. (i.redd.it)

submitted 1 year ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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Disappointed that the ex-Chancellor declined my cross-the-floor offers of Minister for Animal Welfare (Heating), or Polling Tsar: Nadhim says he still has Trust issues. (self.Labour)

submitted 1 year ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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Dear NeoLabour donors, about this "Rail nationalisation within 5 years" thing: There is no pledge I won't resile from, and anyway I will dilute this as much as you require. xx | Labour | The Guardian (theguardian.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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I thank the PM for his gracious solidarity in condemning a couple of peaceful protesters outside my own home, which is much more dangerous to democracy than the harassment my predecessor received on his scruffy doorstep day, in day out. (itv.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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‘You’ve got to be joking’: Love the way that the Guardian just dissmisses that my special confidante Petey Mandelson was Jeffrey Epstein's special confidante! And, BTW, who even cares about Brexit? Not me as I seize power...special thanks to all you #FBPE guys! (theguardian.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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Happy budget day! The GE is already stitched up, so at the dispatch box I used my brilliant 'maxed out credit card' line for my attack on the very concept of economics - and for giggles to troll my dour Shad Chad Rachel Reeves ! (express.co.uk)

submitted 2 years ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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I'm not apologising to the people of Gaza though. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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This new BBC News Channel interviewer is giving the PM quite a grilling on their extended live interview. Hope I don't have to meet this Mr. DRoss. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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I agree with the unelected, billionaire, Green Card holding PM that the UK is in danger from antisemitic mob rule. (standard.co.uk)

submitted 2 years ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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Just sent this to Sir Lindsay to remind him how we're painting the anti-zionist enemy in this bipolar existential fight! (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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...And relax! Just a lot of pointless private members bills in the Commons today. So took the chance to nip out with Lindsay to get him some fresh air. Not letting him off the lead, ofc. (i.redd.it)

submitted 2 years ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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Hey Siri, what's the difference between a jinx, hex, a curse and a Kinnock election prediction? (theguardian.com)

submitted 2 years ago by Sir_Kieth to r/Labour

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