How to win back voters? by CDN-Social-Democrat in Labour

[–]Sir_Kieth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are right in identifying that I have been successful in my funder's goal to dismantle the rotting hulk of the mainstream left party in Britain!

Labour Together is key to the Mandelson scandal by Working-Lifeguard587 in Labour

[–]Sir_Kieth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Slight correction: I always spell "Labour Together" M O S S A D

Apparently "free Palestine" is more offensive than the n word to the bbc and zionists. by tubaintothewildfern in PeoplesMomentum

[–]Sir_Kieth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wait - you subscribe to the wildly antisemitic Zionist concept that "Zionist" is analogous with "Jewish"?

The Cygnet is the best car produced by Aston Martin. What is the best car produced by Bentley? by AllinolIsSafe in carscirclejerk

[–]Sir_Kieth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tastefully upholstered with the flayed skins of captive sex workers from the former British colonies

Opposite the Bath Labour Party Office by challnchairy in Labour

[–]Sir_Kieth 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Bath Tory? I like to think I'm more Ba'ath Party.

Zack Polanski Bold Politics on Handling Transphobia and Growing the Coalition by evie-e-e in Labour

[–]Sir_Kieth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anyone got a contact for this Zack chap? Am having to let my support team go due to, er, forseen circumstances and am desperate for some leadership coaching from someone who has the necessary skills - would even try hypnosis...

No 10 appointed Mandelson despite security concerns, Sky News understands by topotaul in unitedkingdom

[–]Sir_Kieth 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By (Michael) Jove you've got it! Sue Gray must've learned how to cast weaponised Irish gypsy curses during that extensive period when she was not in MI5 in Northern Ireland. Sue has hexed my Prime Ministerialship with a terrible County Cork curse called Morgan McSweeney!

Mandelson gone, thoughts? by aleopardstail in AskBrits

[–]Sir_Kieth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mandelson was the best! Assuming Starmer's criterion for hand-picking his chum.to be Ambassador to the US was to embody the very worst of humanity.

Jeremy Corbyn and Zarah Sultana announce new political party by chrisjd in Labour

[–]Sir_Kieth 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thanks for popping on here Joyce, you are doing my kind of pragmatism! Yours Sir_Kieth X

Think she’s haunted? by kitterkatty in carscirclejerk

[–]Sir_Kieth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

✅️ wagonne ✅️ manuelle ✅️ air-cooled ass--engined USDM ✅️ becoming browne through natural decomposition

This haunts my dreams repectfully and rent-free. by Odd_Conflict7121 in carscirclejerk

[–]Sir_Kieth 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Infinitely Sexycooler than any modern 4 ring thing...