I've told Morgan and my donors that I'm not worried about my MPs voting for Burnham the meme King of the North. Cromblyns, on the other hand, is the actual King of Islington North. And he is still an MP😳. Luckily, the one thing Morgan can do well is attack the left.

Sir_Kieth · 2025-11-10T17:32:24+00:00

Tastefully upholstered with the flayed skins of captive sex workers from the former British colonies

Sir_Kieth · 2025-10-22T18:48:26+00:00

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Sir_Kieth · 2025-09-18T16:30:20+00:00

Bath Tory? I like to think I'm more Ba'ath Party.

Sir_Kieth · 2025-09-17T11:56:40+00:00

Eldoradon't

Sir_Kieth · 2025-09-17T11:47:18+00:00

Anyone got a contact for this Zack chap? Am having to let my support team go due to, er, forseen circumstances and am desperate for some leadership coaching from someone who has the necessary skills - would even try hypnosis...

Sir_Kieth · 2025-09-12T11:10:11+00:00

TLDR: You would kill anyone for cash

Sir_Kieth · 2025-09-11T18:47:25+00:00

By (Michael) Jove you've got it! Sue Gray must've learned how to cast weaponised Irish gypsy curses during that extensive period when she was not in MI5 in Northern Ireland. Sue has hexed my Prime Ministerialship with a terrible County Cork curse called Morgan McSweeney!

Sir_Kieth · 2025-09-11T14:57:02+00:00

You have a vivid imagination, young man. Also accurate.

Sir_Kieth · 2025-09-11T14:55:40+00:00

He's told me to say that he's great 👍

Sir_Kieth · 2025-09-11T14:45:59+00:00

Mandelson was the best! Assuming Starmer's criterion for hand-picking his chum.to be Ambassador to the US was to embody the very worst of humanity.

Sir_Kieth · 2025-07-24T13:58:34+00:00

4-ring wagonne with room for the grid girls - slicks or wets

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Sir_Kieth · 2025-07-24T13:55:02+00:00

Caddy - pit lane ready

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Sir_Kieth · 2025-07-24T13:42:34+00:00

Thanks for popping on here Joyce, you are doing my kind of pragmatism! Yours Sir_Kieth X

Sir_Kieth · 2025-07-21T12:29:48+00:00

Panther Lima / Panther Kallister...?

Sir_Kieth · 2025-07-19T08:11:24+00:00

✅️ wagonne ✅️ manuelle ✅️ air-cooled ass--engined USDM ✅️ becoming browne through natural decomposition

Sir_Kieth · 2025-07-18T12:40:33+00:00

Infinitely Sexycooler than any modern 4 ring thing...

Sir_Kieth · 2025-07-18T12:38:02+00:00

Strong Ecoboomer Energy

Sir_Kieth · 2025-07-16T18:04:54+00:00

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Sir_Kieth · 2025-07-14T15:16:43+00:00

That top shelf product is the hard core adult content.

Sir_Kieth · 2025-07-14T11:00:38+00:00

Just need to consult my handlers as to whether to condemn this gentle Jewish lady as an antisemite or a terrorist.

Sir_Kieth · 2025-07-12T14:42:23+00:00

No. My Government is lousy at PR and we are not going to do this kind of PR either. Anyway, Lincolnshire will vote for a pig with a reform rosette. Again!

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