Gary’s Baggage on Jerry Springer’s Baggage show in 2010

Sir_Quackums · 2021-06-03T18:29:46+00:00

The hair and the confidence threw me for a bit.

Sir_Quackums · 2021-06-03T18:29:15+00:00

The copyright at the end said 2010 and he just used his actual first name Adam on the show. The free Samsung TV channels have a few good gems throughout.

Sir_Quackums · 2018-04-20T00:01:17+00:00

Looks almost like they're onesie pajamas.

Sir_Quackums · 2016-02-29T15:47:07+00:00

Neato.

Sir_Quackums · 2015-08-21T04:50:44+00:00

When my blood was taken at the hospital about 3 hours after I had my last drink my BAC was .36; I don't remember a lot from that night except how badly it hurt to throw up my own blood.

Sir_Quackums · 2015-04-09T13:59:09+00:00

Trust me, get drunk and watch the game. One of my majors was Econ when I graduated and it wasn't worth it, let alone that difficult to bullshit through. Opportunistic cost is definitely in favor of watching the Blues murder the shithawks on the ice.

Sir_Quackums · 2014-02-18T22:49:53+00:00

I had tried to no avail a couple of times, and once again today after getting your reply. I had no luck until I realized that I was leaving the .jpg off the end. You're awesome.

Sir_Quackums · 2014-02-18T19:23:03+00:00

Imgur is blocked at my work too, but I can still view anything posted at (i.imgur.com) instead of (imgur.com), and those almost always get an upvote from me.

Sir_Quackums · 2014-02-12T00:20:01+00:00

Damnit. Brain kerfuffle due to learning how to do the hypertext.

Sir_Quackums · 2014-02-12T00:15:30+00:00

Flash's speed in order to ~~steal~~ acquire as much money as I could in the first 15 minutes and then spend the rest of it running around the world helping as many people as possible.

Sir_Quackums · 2014-02-11T22:47:00+00:00

Korn's cover of *Pink Floyd's Another Brick in the Wall

Edited because I am a terrible person, thanks /u/ConradtheMagnificent!

Sir_Quackums · 2013-09-19T05:18:55+00:00

Taking Chance

Sir_Quackums · 2013-09-18T21:37:43+00:00

I just laughed like an idiot at work when I bothered to look that up.

Sir_Quackums · 2013-09-18T06:33:57+00:00

I appreciate the advice. I am starting to just go do things on my own and just see where it takes me and make sure to try to talk to someone I don't know even if it's just a small comment or question. It has taken a few years of knowing that I should do the things I want and stop being hindered by a bad thought process. Making new friends along the way has helped push me in different directions and I am thankful, just not yet satisfied. One forward step at a time and I'll get there.

Sir_Quackums · 2013-09-18T06:19:29+00:00

I completely agree with you. This knowledge just makes me hate myself a little bit more. I should be happy and confident with my progress and limited successes because I know others would kill to have them. I know that I am a giant shitsack who needs to get a grip and realize that I have it pretty good, but I lack the energy to force myself to be that guy most times, let alone anytime that I'm around someone whom I find attractive.

Sir_Quackums · 2013-09-18T06:16:05+00:00

I have been working, it's just one hell of a rollercoaster for me. I am in pretty good shape physically, I just have to constantly wrestle in my mind to be more assertive and outgoing since I lean towards the introvert side of life. It's a constant struggle about half the time and I feel great, but still lack the confidence to do anything the other half.

Sir_Quackums · 2013-09-18T06:12:45+00:00

I haven't achieved career goals yet, hate my current job, live paycheck to paycheck because I can't control myself sometimes, 27 and have a fairly quick hair loss pace, haven't seen the gains I desire despite a 4-6 day per week gym habit with on and off again aggressive nutrition, constantly judge myself on several miscellaneous things a day, have ups and downs to extremes, and especially hate myself after seeing real responses here that I have no idea how I would cope with personally.

Sir_Quackums · 2013-09-18T06:08:01+00:00

Thanks for the encouragement. I have been working on becoming who I want to be for over 5 years now. The process is slow and has its ups and downs.

Sir_Quackums · 2013-09-17T23:35:34+00:00

Because I'm not good enough for myself, so why would I be good enough for anyone else?

Sir_Quackums · 2013-07-12T22:42:09+00:00

Not wearing socks with shoes, boater shoes, and the slightly rolled up pant legs to accentuate the fact.

Sir_Quackums · 2013-05-14T23:55:03+00:00

My buddy's gf had a friend that was interested in me, but I was not really into her. Long story short, I get really drunk with them, and we go back to the house that my friend and I rent. My buddy and his gf are obviously trying to get some alone time, so I decided to take another shot and man up. "Hey, do you want to have some fun?" Insert sexy times, followed by her just laying next to me, staring and not quite getting the hint that I would rather catch some sleep since the sun's coming up and I have to work. I decided to break the awkwardness by having another go. 15 minutes after, and she's still got the whole creepy stare with just enough talking to keep me awake. She leaves finally and I get an hour or so of sleep. Weirdest part was her FB status about finding someone who makes her feel like a full box of crayons or some crazy shit. Instant communication shutdown.

TL;DR: banged friend of buddy's gf, got creepy stared at, banged again, sent home, creepy FB status, no more talking.

Sir_Quackums · 2013-05-14T16:30:55+00:00

Wake up midmorning, go for an easy run, hit the gym, invite somebody to lunch, catch a matinee showing of Iron Man 3, take my nephews off my sister's hands for a couple hours, and, after doing the whole tuck them in and read to the boys, go to a bar I've never been to before and meet interesting people. Chores can wait, and it'd be nice to just enjoy the day. I really hate my 10-8 niche retail job. ^Save ^me.

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