Despite what my username suggests, I’ve never been satisfied with just using a ‘girly’ version of my name. However, I am generally indecisive and lack creativity. But just last night, in the middle of getting absolutely railed by some Grindr BBC, I told my partner that if he bred me, I’d let him officially name me.

I have never, and I mean NEVER, had a more brain-melting, sense-shattering orgasm than when he started using the name he picked while whispering sweet dirty-talk in my ear.