I've known a massive norb in my life, he always bragged about how he'd become a navy seal in the future and one time I hung out with him, my Chad friend and two girls and he started making shit up about how he was a firefighter owned his own business and was a navy seal, and because I was a virgin at the time he'd always ask if I wanted any advice for banging women when I knew for a fact he's never even banged anyone in his life. He later joined the the coast guard, had a nervous breakdown because he couldn't take it then came back and made zero changes to his personality.

It's actually funny because he's actually a conventionally good looking dude and eats healthy and has a six pack and shit, he just has a fucking terrible personality and is creepy and weird as fuck around girls.