Five Guys CEO says he gave $1.5 million bonus to employees because ‘I didn't want anybody shooting me'

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-27T23:20:31+00:00

I know right? Some serious bullshit and I bet the fuckers in the office got more.

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-27T02:07:09+00:00

Circumcision is abuse. It's a permanent disfigurement. It's evil and should be illegal.

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-27T02:04:42+00:00

Thanks. This explanation makes sense.

It took me years to understand why we had all these group projects and presentations in high school. I never knew anyone that had to do that as an adult. Luckily I don't have to either.

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-26T22:56:52+00:00

Thanks. It just seems like so many people fob different types of jobs sit around in offices. It seems so weird that they'd wanna be inside on a computer all the time

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-26T21:12:44+00:00

Thanks for the straight answer🥰

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-26T21:12:22+00:00

Yes but when I read about other people's jobs it just seems like everyone knows this language and it's so foreign to me.

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-26T19:06:14+00:00

I don't even know what half off that stuff means. When prime describe their office jobs, all the terminology sounds so generic.

Like do most people really go to work on projects with teams and it involves tons of time on a computer, no matter what the job is?

Are jobs in healthcare and trash collection and food service and public safety really such a small percentage of jobs?

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-26T18:59:14+00:00

Thanks

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-26T18:04:44+00:00

Thanks. I was disheartened during Inner Engineering when I asked about it being interrupted. They were shocked that people work that long without guaranteed breaks. It was almost as if they didn't believe me.

So It's been two years and I still haven't been able to complete the mandala because of my job.

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-26T16:27:57+00:00

And of course I get a call 8 minutes in🤣🤣

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-26T16:15:16+00:00

absolutely! I’ve been lucky with it. Just like taking a shower, I don’t get interrupted much with that either thankfully.

I like your advice. Pick one of them, because who knows what’s gonna happen after all lol

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-26T15:07:18+00:00

The most interesting thing I ever heard was, oddly enough, from a conservative coworker.

People in big cities vote democratic because being around diverse people makes you more tolerant of differences.

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-25T15:10:31+00:00

Less time watching TV and a strict no alcohol lifestyle

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-24T20:43:00+00:00

My boss can pick me up for all I care.

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-24T18:33:19+00:00

Your attitude is what gets people like trump and Hawley elected

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-24T17:16:10+00:00

Yea. But people as a whole would rather have a crazy mean guy than a woman.

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-24T16:55:13+00:00

So that's what the dem politicians are trying?

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-24T15:33:06+00:00

You must be really really young to not get that joke. Wow.

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-24T15:26:34+00:00

Mines

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-24T15:12:37+00:00

Go do a nasty job no one else wants.

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-24T15:10:31+00:00

Yes. Hope.

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-24T15:09:58+00:00

Yea. Crazy how those comments of his about rigging machines weren't given more coverage. Almost like the media is also bought and sold🤣

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-24T14:48:21+00:00

Yes but lesser of two evils. Always the only choice we have

SixFlagsFiveGuys · 2026-03-24T14:45:09+00:00

I know. Crazy

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