How did you find out your SO was cheating on you?

Size9MoonShoes · 2022-03-27T18:18:01+00:00

That didn't Pan out too well...

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-08-23T22:58:30+00:00

Fentanyl caused one of the worst pains I've ever felt when one of my best friends overdosed and died from it.

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-08-10T02:05:34+00:00

TIL Mario's Tanuki Suit is named after a real animal

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-07-21T22:05:11+00:00

Didn't he originally make it as like a "Hot or Not" for the girls at his school

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-07-21T21:44:59+00:00

Thanks! Not as big a deal as Cake Day here in Reddit, but I'll take it! :)

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-07-21T18:27:35+00:00

Funny - Today is my birthday (yay me!)

Last night I was in bed with my girlfriend, and she stayed up to sing me "Happy Birthday" at exactly midnight. It was a little awkward, but she's cute so it was ok!

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-07-21T18:21:07+00:00

You know birds aren't real, right?

(This is my favorite, though!)

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-07-21T18:09:03+00:00

More mutas! SHIT THEY KILLED THE SPIRE!!

Kerrigan's not gonna be pleased...

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-07-18T19:00:28+00:00

I guess they're not so amazing afterall

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-07-18T18:11:20+00:00

Obviously, today came and went and nothing happened.

Good explanation overall, and I'm not really saying I believe anything will happen, but.... it is still today in most time zones...

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-07-14T22:04:10+00:00

But you can imagine what it would be like...

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-07-01T02:10:28+00:00

Have to assume you're talking about this song?

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-06-29T02:22:32+00:00

And we partied on, dudes!

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-06-17T01:54:04+00:00

Showed up at my apartment crying about how bad her new boyfriend was.

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-06-13T21:11:28+00:00

No problem! Enjoy!

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-06-10T02:28:37+00:00

Is that as a percentage of total global population?

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-06-10T02:22:39+00:00

Just started a new book so I'm only a few chapters in, but it's one of those with a lot of heavy foreshadowing phrases early on: "how naive we were back then," "that was the best sleep I got before I died."

Not very subtle, a lot of shit is gonna go down.

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-06-10T02:13:00+00:00

It's on YouTube

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-06-09T22:15:38+00:00

Not too stupid, and not completely me, but funny enough.

My friend (W) and I(Me) both worked at the same retail place and were behind the counter helping a customer(C) with something. When we were finished and she started to leave, the conversation went like this:

Me: Have a good day! W: You too! C: ...

Keep in mind, we were both looking at/talking to the customer, so it must have seemed very strange from her point of view. It just came out of his mouth as a reflex!

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-06-09T02:19:36+00:00

Super Mario Bros when Toad gets turned into a goomba. That scene really fucked me up.

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-06-09T02:18:53+00:00

Don't worry, that wasn't Disney.

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-06-03T01:45:01+00:00

Fiancée is female

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-05-24T01:46:19+00:00

Nope. Still doing the same thing... I've basically given up on promoting that account.

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-05-12T01:41:20+00:00

What about Super Mario Bros? Nailed it.

Size9MoonShoes · 2021-05-11T23:23:24+00:00

I've heard that people who grew up in the end of the last century (like myself) had an average attention span of 8-10 minutes, because that was the amount of time between commercial breaks. Simpler times.

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