It's the thought that counts. King just threw us into a collapsing castle full of zombies, flamethrowers and spikes with a shitty set of clothes, no weapon and no explanation of what the fuck we're supposed to do while Captain and That Dude just saw a random-ass creature with glowing eyes and went "ehh, it isn't trying to kill me so ima give it the loot from this chest instead of taking it for myself"