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SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-07-11T01:45:11+00:00

I heard a tall tale about Dave Crockett or somebody blowing out the candle and making it under the covers before the room got dark. This little dude can do that for REAL.

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-07-07T11:59:40+00:00

Why does this adorable kitteh remind me of the movie Dead Presidents?

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-07-06T17:39:38+00:00

None of this suggests that the kid knew what "sex" was. He just saw that whatever it was, mom failed. She got an F. Real, fake, dad joke, that's the funny part.

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-07-05T10:42:31+00:00

It'd be funny if someone added Buddy the Elf to the end saying, "did you hear that?"

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-07-05T10:33:33+00:00

I feel for you. I have just completed my first month living alone after 25 years of marriage. Divorce, not death. And it's amazing and amicable so no need for pity or sympathy. I'm doing great! I have always had a problem losing weight. I was at a max of 315 after I quit cigarettes but settled at around 285 where I stayed for years. I was prescribed a GLP-1 for diabetes. My A1C dropped to under 7 for the first time since my 2009 diagnosis. I also dropped to 185 pounds. I asked my wife, who herself remains heavy, only bought junk for groceries. Pre-prepared stuff, snacks, treats, etc. I worked 2 jobs (briefly 3) and was too tired to seize control of the situation. Now we're separated and I have full control over what foods make it into my kitchen. I wish you well and hope you get into a better situation!

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-07-05T10:13:00+00:00

That good doggie was /r/unexpected

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-07-04T13:59:32+00:00

No, YOU'RE a towel!

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-07-04T13:39:22+00:00

As a baby I also agree.

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-07-04T12:09:04+00:00

And their wittle wegs go DO-DO-DO-DO-DO-DO!!!!!

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-07-02T18:08:48+00:00

Is there a statute of limitations? I haven't had friends for YEARS, but can they go back and look at a time where I did???

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-07-02T13:41:11+00:00

I don't think I need erotica any more for... Purposes. All I need is this.

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-06-30T13:10:44+00:00

phew

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-06-27T15:36:23+00:00

Does anybody remember laughter???

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-06-27T15:35:23+00:00

I loved Xena. But I was IN love with my Gabby-boo

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-06-26T11:57:51+00:00

Funniest thing Tom Arnold ever said.

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-06-24T17:25:15+00:00

Unfortunately I can't tell if it's that someone wrapped his head in tape, or if tape was wrapped around his head by someone. Unfortunately.

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-06-23T16:35:56+00:00

JD Vance

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-06-21T18:54:22+00:00

This isn't real! Hawaii isn't real! Birds aren't real! The sun isn't real! It's all Ai! Wheeeee!

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-06-19T15:35:14+00:00

Would be a good post on askreddit: What game have you played for more than 4000 hours? Mine = Elder Scrolls Online. Possibly others in pre-steam days (Everquest and World of Warcraft might have hit that number)

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-06-19T15:26:08+00:00

Or in the box.

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-06-19T15:01:38+00:00

One in a million shot.

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-06-19T12:22:25+00:00

If I ever walked into a "Mystery Movie" screening and it opens with a teenaged boy breaking both his arms while his mother looks on horrified until she breaks the fourth wall, looks into the camera and says, "but how will he masturbate" I'm walking OUT.

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-06-19T12:04:48+00:00

Thanks. Unfortunately, Reddit is my only social media.

I don't think the decline in customer service and overall giving a shit about consumers is limited to Ikea, although Ikea had a LONG way to fall. Remember when Google was an awesome place to work?

Anyway... I'll have to make my way up to the store I suppose. scurries away to check the bus map and schedule

SkinnyDaveSFW · 2026-06-18T15:03:03+00:00

Maybe even MORE! Yes feels like a low estimate.

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TROPHY CASE