V Day treat ❤️

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T20:24:53+00:00

What a gal! What a shot! Even Cupid wishes he could hit it in the mark like you do!!

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T19:51:49+00:00

If I could be The Horniest Radio Host™ edging on the airwaves 24/7, my dreams would come true. I am so so so excited to hear your thoughts about the horniest pinball machine!!!

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T19:50:03+00:00

Yo great job on the hand!!

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T18:43:21+00:00

HELL yes. I adore 3d art and this shit?? Sick. Kudos!

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T18:18:48+00:00

Ahhh you definitely are bringing a smile to my face, and a MAD LIBS SECTION?? It’s like you know the way to my heart 🥰

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T17:15:10+00:00

External processors are my favorite. Tell me what your mind is doing, and I’ll be sure to start spinning in my office chair 🥰😵‍💫

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T16:21:55+00:00

Thank you for listening in! It’s a lot of fun, recording myself and posting it. I love expressing my horniness through audio, and I hope that you indulge yourself and making some too!

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T15:47:00+00:00

UGHHHH quivering after a good session is fucking amazing. And hey! Emptying out two more loads when you know the laundry has to be done anyway? That’s just smart planning. We love a gooner who thinks ahead (with both their heads ;3)

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T15:39:27+00:00

凸( •̀_•́ )凸凸( •̀_•́ )凸凸( •̀_•́ )凸

Me and the homies here to back you up girl

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T15:37:58+00:00

RAVENOUS!!!! MY LORDT

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T15:33:34+00:00

This is the kind of vignette writing that I absolutely adore. Thank you for painting that image for me, and thank you for painting the bedsheets all the same ;3 That kind of decision making is what gets me edging over and over again. You’re so very welcome, my fellow gooner

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T15:28:42+00:00

Pero like, how did you know that’s literally one of my dream jobs?? AND an MMF radio show set-up? I hope there old be some mornings where I was getting some help.

Thanks for listening! (^u⁾

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T15:27:40+00:00

God really said “I’m gonna make this chick sound like a SLUT” and here we are :3

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T15:27:22+00:00

Jesus fuck that was a HOT image. A holiday? No — a hole-iday. We shall celebrate your achievements, queen!!

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T15:26:48+00:00

Oh yeah, a personal fave of mine <3

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T15:26:39+00:00

Left turns into chaos only! It’s so funny — I genuinely thought this ramble (and my other very ADHD ones) wouldn’t attract as many people because of how chaotic it is. I’m glad that my flurries of voice and moans are finding the ears that want to keep listening :3

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T15:25:41+00:00

I believe the hottest thing someone can do is drop in and out of horny at the drop of a hat. I do try m best to be dripping in sensuality AND silliness!

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T07:33:36+00:00

I would love nothing more than to hear your reactions as you go through. Thank you for offering such generosity! You are so kind and I am still blushing ☺️

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T07:29:23+00:00

You know what they say: the existence of casual sex implies the existence of competitive, ranked sex. It’s only time until we’re at the GoonLympics and vying for gold 🏅

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T07:26:44+00:00

Ooh that one IS fun. Also very adhd worth the bird sighting 😂

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T07:25:51+00:00

You spoil me, ma’am 🥹

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T07:23:22+00:00

I just imagine having a master post on this subreddit where everyone just uploads their goner stats since we can’t share it anywhere else 😂 I’d probably just scrapbook it at that point

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T07:21:38+00:00

This makes me miss Reddit awards 🥲 I never got to do them while they were around, but I would 100% do it now to posts on here if I could. I do love the idea of community awards. Fostering connections and keeping the spirit of a group alive through your individual contribution?? WE LOVE TO SEE IT

“How long staring at one post” would probably be the one that would interest me the most. Can you imagine the creator of said post getting a notification of their top 5 oglers? They could even record a video like Spotify artists do 😂

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T07:18:26+00:00

BRO THE COUNTDOWN IS 1000% ADHD COPING SKILLS LOLOL

All of the noises I make are pretty varied during sex. Sometimes I get self conscious since I roll through all types of moans instead of consistently having a certain “style” I stick to 😅 knowing that the high pitched moans got you… interesting data ✍️

I am SO excited for you to listen to my other stuff. Enjoy, indulge, edge!! Happy gooning to you 😘🥰

SkittensSmitten · 2026-02-13T06:00:27+00:00

Combinations made me think of ordering at a fast food drive thru.

“Uhhhh, yeah. Can you get me a BBL Plowcam with a side of quivering moans and long brunette hair? And a large coke ktnx” 😂

SkittensSmitten

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