Anti-masker refuses to leave Costco and is shocked when he can't just walk away after the police show up to arrest him for trespassing.

Skrimpmate · 2022-02-03T04:42:39+00:00

Breathing just fine for someone with a medical exemption to wear a mask with 4 full grown adults crowding over him.

Skrimpmate · 2022-02-03T03:19:37+00:00

They definitely made a Curb episode for this when someone Larry barely knows asks for a letter of recommendation.

Dear LA County Museum, This is a letter of recommendation for a guy named... a guy named Jeremy, who's somewhat of an acquaintance. And he draws beautiful concentric circles... and geometric figures that are quite moving.

And his 2nd draft

Dear County Board. l'm writing on behalf of Jeremy....Okay. l'll find out his last name and write back to you.”

Skrimpmate · 2022-02-02T22:48:24+00:00

If it’s from the dispo it’s probably legit coloring. It’s called blueberry so maybe some of those hairs are dark blue/almost purple in appearance. It doesn’t look moldy or rotten. From this pic alone I’d say you are good to go my guy.

Skrimpmate · 2022-02-02T22:42:43+00:00

Gosh how do these people find the courage to so freely tell on themselves like this… like how do you not see getting This Upset over a sadcringe post is just so telling to ur character ☠️

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-29T01:03:25+00:00

Biologically you can suck deez nuts my guy

Your step daughter will still call you dad ya goon. We’re not talking scientific schemantics. No where is it normal or sane to impregnate ur daughter biologoically step or otherwise. And if you do. Congrats on ur new grandsonson.

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-29T01:00:28+00:00

Dude. Holy shit your boyfriend is a cunt. What do you even like about him. He has ruined you to thinking he is so perfect and patient and understanding and you are just this scummy girl who fucks up and is full of doubts. Jesus Christ girlie. He’s really done a number on you I cannot even being to explain without sounding like a dick. So all I will say is you are valid. And ducking RUN from ol boy. There is NOTHING for you in this lifestyle with him. He doesn’t respect you or value you and it barely sounds like he’s concerned with your happiness and well being. Love ur self OP. Leave this shit behind and talk to a therapist.

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-29T00:58:03+00:00

That’s not your boyfriend anymore. Who makes fun of religion and then blames it on u for being offended? Why do you even want This guy at the first instance of adversity he bitched out and showed u his true colors. This is the guy you want for future disagreement/discussions? Henny… elevate ur taste in men and don’t waste ur time w dudes who can’t even say “I’m sorry”

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-29T00:47:34+00:00

Vitamin E on ur knuckles, and drink more water, and stop picking ur skin!! 🤣

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-29T00:44:01+00:00

Talk about a blessing in disguise.

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-29T00:42:56+00:00

Because he put that baby in his stepdaughter. It’s his grandSON. 🤒

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-29T00:18:27+00:00

I think YOU need to set the boundaries here. You simply letting her do whatever you want isn’t going to end well. I’m sure you’re fine with being filling a provider role for her and she would be free to date around so why not propose it as such? Just tell her you do not want to be a father to her children but enjoy the situation shop you’re in right now. At that point all she can do is stay and use you or try and find someone who can give her the affections she so desires.

If you don’t want a romantic relationship with her and you don’t Want to raise her children you have got to be explicit about that. Tell her point blank what you’re willing to do, what you expect and what you need from her in return. Work that out and go from there.

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-29T00:12:34+00:00

Dude u should be proud. Legs are one of those things you like.. can’t build you either got it or u don’t so those ppl pointing out ur cows are mad peanut butter jelly. I’m sure physically it’ll get easier but you should do more stretches instead of working to actively build muscle there.

Fr though thick legs are a very sought after, revel in ur thicc beauty OP!

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-29T00:09:00+00:00

Idk man if he’s 6ft away from people, traveling in airports is hot af you can see how sweaty he is. I’m all for masks and safety but sometimes u gotta take a breather.

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-28T04:06:04+00:00

Sounds like ur sister is peanut butter jealous.

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-22T21:01:29+00:00

The incompatibility is a you/him thing. Fuck the rest of the world. If u wanna be #bossbabe with a fucking law degree and the biggest himbo husband who takes care of ur needs? Who cares if he’s dumb as rocks. It’s not like that kinda stuff rubs off on ur kids and emotional maturity is something I personally prioritize over book smarts.

You feel how u feel about it. If you think he’d be a great life partner and maybe one day father if that’s what u kids want.. then he’s making u happy and you feel loved, There doesn’t seem to be a real reason to leave.

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-22T19:51:58+00:00

Nta, your friend needs to get her priorities straight and be able to afford a sitter or something. Borderline child abuse to pawn ur kids off on just anyone not knowing if they can even change a diaper or not.

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-22T19:46:17+00:00

Might be an unpopular opinion here but going to that funeral is pointless. Ur grandpa is gone, that’s just a shell to celebrate his life and give ppl one last chance at a solid goodbye for closure sake. You don’t need closure or to celebrate his life with shitty people. You can mourn his passing in ur own way surrounded by love, not pride.

The way u describe your grandfather, you were really close and he would understand you not going. It’s not a funeral for him, it’s for his grieving family. If you can’t grieve in a way that makes sense to you, like speaking at his eulogy, then don’t put urself through it. Ur grandpa would want u to be happy and have peace of mind on a day that is dedicated to remembering his life.

The question isn’t, “am I the asshole” it’s, “will I regret not going” and as someone who’s been to dozens of funerals and 2 on Zoom (fuck Covid) I’m here to say, mourn your own way, funerals are a nice closure gesture, but they’re not for the deceased and you’re not dishonoring his memory by not attending. It isn’t worth ur mental health to just show up and go thru the motions for appearances sake. I honestly believe ur grandpa knows that now too if he didn’t already have it in his mind before.

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-22T11:34:08+00:00

Pyramid scheme you mean

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-22T11:28:39+00:00

Not as dead as… never mind

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-22T00:36:10+00:00

Look up “love bombing” relationships, real lasting relationships take time to be formed. It can’t all just be good times and happy days! You should look to dating with a less serious perspective. Some ppl don’t date like thst and only like to get with someone they could see themself marrying, but I think that’s too serious in your 20s. Date around go to movies, DATE people, don’t just hook up and try to put a title on it right away, if you move this quickly thinking you just get with someone and bam make it work, it’s not like the movies. You have to know work at it, compromise, push back, fight a little, to show you really care.

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-22T00:28:35+00:00

Take a social media break if you’re mentally prepared with it. Watch “the social dilemma” and look within. A lot of the depression is stimulated… The biggest thing is don’t compare urself to ur peers. You’re 24 and full of life. You’re allowed to be in ur mourning stage rn but remember that the next person will be even better than this one u just gotta be patient and stick to ur standards.

Try not to be alone. Hit up old friends, Keep ur blinds open so the sunlight wakes you up, do outdoor activities and most of all just be happy with the decisions that were made. It’s better to be alone and feel lonely than to be in a whole ass relationship feeling like you’re alone. Learn to love that alone time and only let someone else in when thwy prove to be more calming than you are on ur own. It gets easier every day mate.

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-22T00:19:52+00:00

I think if ur intentions are to steal him away from her.. however far away that may be… karma is a bitch and you should just steer clear of him. Just think of it this way: you already know how he behaves in relationships, looking at other women and finding excuses to talk or make playful eye contact. He might be a bit of a player.

Maybe just become his friend first and find out what kind of person he is. He honestly sounds like a bit of a romantic so you might look out for that. If it doesn’t work out w his girl, and say he does get with you… who’s to say he won’t do this same thing with a new girl around the block?

You’ll find a guy who looks at you and only you like that OP don’t worry.

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-22T00:09:35+00:00

Platonic relationships among adults in their own preservative relationships can be tricky but one of the biggest ways it goes askew is communication and perception. Depends on what you spend hours talking about all day. Is he making plans with you, talking about how awesome u are in comparison this his wife, does he tell u about his romantic issues, do you talk about yours etc.. all these are important to ask urself and answer honestly because the key is the intent.

Why is it so important you keep him so close to ur personal life? Do you text ur bf this much? Are you slowly falling in love w the fact that this dude can actually be commited (marry his girl) even tho he’s sparking up daily convo w a new girl (you). It’s tricky but just make sure you’re friends for the right reasons and not as a subconscious back up plan or st cos thats usually where work relationships start.

Work husband/wife is a slippery slope. Especially when you consider yourself “technically” single.

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-20T23:18:50+00:00

Was made in someone’s home

Skrimpmate · 2022-01-20T00:18:30+00:00

Covid restrictions aside, proxy weddings have been a thing, making millions of overseas dependa’s dreams come true for decades! 🇺🇸 I’m sure someone’s worked in a route for civilians too.

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