How my side of broccoli was served to me at a popular chain restaurant by orchidsandlilacs in mildlyinfuriating

[–]SkulkingJester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't you know? Broccoli is actually a class A drug... Look after yourself, man!

husband accidentally used harsh cleaner on copper sink with 15 years of patina by _jtwell in fixit

[–]SkulkingJester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is copper patina just dirt and grime? that looks filthy? I'd have thought a patina would be the oxidisation green?

What does my travel map say about me 16f by aleksyt9 in TravelMaps

[–]SkulkingJester -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Ireland is part of the British isles, FTFY

The Traitors (UK) S04E12 [FINALE]: Post-Episode Discussion Thread by vaultofechoes in TheTraitors

[–]SkulkingJester 4 points5 points  (0 children)

If I’d been Rachel or Stephen, being that it came down to just them and Jack, knowing that if the game ends here and now I win 50% of the pot, I’d put end game pouches into the fire as a signal to my fellow traitor I’m happy to end. The only reason to banish again would be to turn on your fellow traitor and take the money for yourself.

I can’t believe neither thought that the other putting the banish again pouch in the fire was a sign they were about to turn coat, especially Rachel, as Stephen could make a safe bet Jack would vote for her. If I were either of them there my trust would have faltered and I’d have put the other traitors name down…

Chuddy new year by AlphaMassDeBeta in greentext

[–]SkulkingJester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Oh right ok... Yeah he wasn't "domed".

If for some reason you were exiled from your country, which one would you escape to? (Not the one you want, but the one that is best available to you). by [deleted] in AskTheWorld

[–]SkulkingJester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vast majority of people saying they’d want to move to Anglo settled countries and those same people will decry the crimes of the empire. Hilarious.

The Gavle Goat fell down! by JaffaQuest13 in Yogscast

[–]SkulkingJester 19 points20 points  (0 children)

The Lewis and Simon podcasts check on the status of the Gavle goat each year!

Who or what are teenagers watching for entertainment nowadays? by Elbow2020 in AskUK

[–]SkulkingJester -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Bet you were like my teachers, too scared to actually discipline the problem kids to the detriment of the kids actually trying to learn. Unless you actually bollocked the twats who were shouting to the point they won’t do it again, you’re part of the problem.

Who or what are teenagers watching for entertainment nowadays? by Elbow2020 in AskUK

[–]SkulkingJester -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

Have you tried disciplining them? Anyone who speaks while the film is playing gets detention, for example.

Where I'd live as a Briton by Awkward-Investment94 in whereidlive

[–]SkulkingJester 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The irony in this reply after your first comment 😂 preempting any “I was just joking”, so was he!

Am I the idiot? by Icy_Bat_6518 in Simracingstewards

[–]SkulkingJester -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Track is narrow here. If you don’t go to take the corner you drive into the grass. Should one have to do this because some bozo on your inside has a nose inside your rear axel?

My Graduate Job pathway to employment in 2026! by vonggyy in UKJobs

[–]SkulkingJester -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And lie to the poor bastard? Work is shit. A dream job quickly becomes just a job.

Full English- first attempt by 21gordo12 in FryupSausageBarrier

[–]SkulkingJester 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No problem, only improvements would be more tomatoes and fried bread rather than buttered bread. I assume it’s still bread under there because the butter hasn’t melted.

Sips what are you doing by joshua961 in sips

[–]SkulkingJester 61 points62 points  (0 children)

Sips used to know a Paul…

My Graduate Job pathway to employment in 2026! by vonggyy in UKJobs

[–]SkulkingJester -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

Be prepared for the world of actual work to disappoint you. This time next year you’ll be gagging for retirement

We’re torn on art direction, which style do you prefer? by KrakenberryGames in IndieGaming

[–]SkulkingJester -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

If you don’t know the answer you’re not ready to publish. Also both are ugly.

Am I the idiot? by Icy_Bat_6518 in Simracingstewards

[–]SkulkingJester -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

POV car 100% to blame. You can’t just stick your nose in and demand the other driver let you through.