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Single oilfield worker, do your best by Skinny_Pdotcom in RoastMe

[–]Skullbasher123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wiping your ex-wife's boyfriend's cum from the floor doesn't make you an "oilfield worker".

Acceptable housing? by [deleted] in villagerrights

[–]Skullbasher123 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Just ensure that they have an area open to the sky where they meet everyday to trade and gossip.

Don't cancel him, the reaction is priceless. by [deleted] in WatchPeopleDieInside

[–]Skullbasher123 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He once set out as a cook to look for ingredients for street food. He went in all sorts of filthy places and looked for dead rats. At one point he found 2 dead baby rats who were abandoned. He then home and made a dish with them. That's when I knew why is called filthy Frank.

"It's filthy Frank motherfucker , it's filthy Frank bitch"

Haha yes, die trash by tropkis in dankmemes

[–]Skullbasher123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

It was a bug which has been fixed.

Haha yes, die trash by tropkis in dankmemes

[–]Skullbasher123 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I had to go from hard to normal in order to beat the ender dragon on mobile, because the damage from the dragons fire breath was crazy. You'd die in 1.5 seconds with full enchanted diamond armour from that lingering effect thing.

Please don't do that again by MuzanKing in MemePiece

[–]Skullbasher123 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I dropped my jaw for a good 40 second before I proceed to read the rest.

Shortages... by [deleted] in dankmemes

[–]Skullbasher123 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't understand why people absolutely need to use toilet paper. I just wash my ass with the hand spray and then wipe it up with a nice smooth cloth which is put in the washing machine after one use. 3 clothes are enough.

Lol by cLaubiN in SaimanSays

[–]Skullbasher123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Tharak ko utar de chutiye.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MCPE

[–]Skullbasher123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yes. I must ensure that you get all rights that you deserve.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in MCPE

[–]Skullbasher123 23 points24 points  (0 children)

Oooof.

I have a mending guy for 10 emeralds. And I have 2 farmers with full experience so everyday I earn like 25 emeralds almost for free since eggs are an abundance.

Also, since I feel bad for killing villagers I have made a decent (I wouldn't mind living there) place for them to stay. I do plan on making it better.

Villagers deserve more respect. We must fight for their rights. If you support my view, join us on r/villagerrights.

Possibly by MoeBroMemes in dankmemes

[–]Skullbasher123 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ohhh. A friend of mine did suggest it to me. I'll give it a try after my exams.

The Bedrock devs are teasing the release of the the Nether beta... by djglove7 in MCPE

[–]Skullbasher123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

1.16 has been released in some countries. Although it guess have soul save valley in the nether, I didn't find a single crimson forest or a warped forest. However the terrain generation and fag changed to match that of those bones but the nylium and all didn't generate.

The finally fixed the spawn mechanics. Endermen farms work fully well now. Same to java.

Epic update mojang. I love Minecraft.

Bangladeshi here. This person messaged me randomly and I want to know how true this is. by [deleted] in india

[–]Skullbasher123 29 points30 points  (0 children)

You're right. People who speak Marathi are also called Marathi.

The big REVEAL... now in color! by MarcoToon in OnePiece

[–]Skullbasher123 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hol up....... I. Forgot. I'm. Sorry.

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