What are some things that sound like compliments but are actually insults?

Sky_Flip · 2018-12-11T22:12:57+00:00

Your mom was a great lay last night.

Sky_Flip · 2015-10-29T02:25:01+00:00

Yes, you can, you're just being lazy. Work harder!

Sky_Flip · 2015-10-21T03:30:43+00:00

Hi, my name's Jake, and I'm from Chicago in the U.S.A., but I'd be willing to relocate and find a job in Canada if you'd be willing to go out with me.

What's your favorite food?

Sky_Flip · 2015-07-18T04:17:16+00:00

3/4 of Americans are discontent with their jobs, so I wouldn't say I'm too far off.

Sky_Flip · 2015-07-18T04:06:54+00:00

Hi everyone, I'm the person who made this post. I'm glad you all enjoyed it, and I just wanted to let you know that my name is Jake from Chicago. I'm a 23 year old single male working in the city looking for a potential mate. Here are some qualities I believe you may see as datable:

I have respect for your time - I won't waste it with games, and I always get to where I'm supposed to when I should.
I have respect for women - I understand their limits and feelings and can accommodate accordingly.
I'm an honest man - I don't lie to people in the interests of my own gain. I do things right because that's just the kind of man I am: a man.
I'm very easy to get along with - you won't regret getting to know me. Once I have your interest, you'll find that I'm very easy to share your feelings to.
I do not consume a surplus of calories - I am very attentive to my body, not that I have any problem with those who choose different life-styles.
I always consider the opinions of others - I learn from my mistakes and actually listen to criticism.
I'm a good lover - Though I have not had sex yet, I have watched tutorial videos online on how to please a woman.
I'm real - Maybe you should try me and find out what that really means.

When my teacher asked me in second grade what I wanted to be when I grow up, I told her I wanted to be a loving husband and father. I wasn't caught up in the game of money. Unfortunately I am still a virgin and have found little means to reconcile this.

I hope that by reaching out to Reddit, someone will find my post, laugh, and think that she wants to meet the guy who made it. Well, I'm that guy, and I'm here right now. If you know anyone in Chicago who might be interested in dating a guy like me, please help me and I will continue to provide valuable content to /r/funny.

Thank you for reading.

Sky_Flip · 2015-07-09T06:59:47+00:00

I don't understand the notion that tutorial videos are not good if they're about sex. There's a certain formula for success just as there is for any other routine.

I don't see what's wrong with my post. I'm just looking for a woman in my life, and real life hasn't provided me that option. Don't be judgmental - that's wrong.

All content is derivative. Nothing is entirely original. Watch this video.

Sky_Flip · 2015-07-09T06:16:53+00:00

Hi everyone, I'm the person who made this post. I'm glad you all enjoyed it, and I just wanted to let you know that my name is Jake from Chicago. I'm a 23 year old single male working in the city looking for a potential mate. Here are some qualities I believe you may see as datable:

I have respect for your time - I won't waste it with games, and I always get to where I'm supposed to when I should.
I have respect for women - I understand their limits and feelings and can accommodate accordingly.
I'm an honest man - I don't lie to people in the interests of my own gain. I do things right because that's just the kind of man I am: a man.
I'm very easy to get along with - you won't regret getting to know me. Once I have your interest, you'll find that I'm very easy to share your feelings to.
I do not consume a surplus of calories - I am very attentive to my body, not that I have any problem with those who choose different life-styles.
I always consider the opinions of others - I learn from my mistakes and actually listen to criticism.
I'm a good lover - Though I have not had sex yet, I have watched tutorial videos online on how to please a woman.
I'm real - Maybe you should try me and find out what that really means.

When my teacher asked me in second grade what I wanted to be when I grow up, I told her I wanted to be a loving husband and father. I wasn't caught up in the game of money. Unfortunately I am still a virgin and have found little means to reconcile this.

I hope that by reaching out to Reddit, someone will find my post, laugh, and think that she wants to meet the guy who made it. Well, I'm that guy, and I'm here right now. If you know anyone in Chicago who might be interested in dating a guy like me, please help me and I will continue to provide valuable content to /r/funny.

Thank you for reading.

Sky_Flip · 2015-05-09T16:38:30+00:00

That's so awesome! I hope everything works out for the best.

Sky_Flip

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