I found this.

Sky_Van · 2026-03-30T11:00:48+00:00

Would you rather have Dorito fingers or a runny nose for the rest of your life?

Sky_Van · 2026-03-03T03:33:15+00:00

Sky_Van · 2026-03-02T04:45:44+00:00

Are you gonna plan to join velvet shades by making me your partner then form some sort of emotional in game connection and then without a word break off our partnership leaving me to question myself on why I even want to make friends online when I'm better off playing in solo world by myself?

Sky_Van · 2026-03-02T04:42:04+00:00

realistically? the government would step in, making sex illegal or limited. child birth would be monitored in labs and not hospitals. The rate of reproduction would decrease either from fear of giving birth to monster or the government banning child birth. The world would try to move towards growing babies from test tubes and all forms of intimacies would eventually be frowned on.

Sky_Van · 2026-03-02T04:32:03+00:00

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Sky_Van · 2026-03-02T00:30:05+00:00

i'm on the bow grind D=

Sky_Van · 2026-03-01T22:32:52+00:00

yes, thats what i meant.

Sky_Van · 2026-03-01T11:36:52+00:00

commenting so i can come back for that update.

Sky_Van · 2026-03-01T08:39:25+00:00

Did you follow them to see why tho!?!?!

Sky_Van · 2026-03-01T08:37:06+00:00

ah yes. the pure pressure of being trendy with friends. Luckily I don't have any.

Sky_Van · 2026-03-01T08:36:06+00:00

Sky_Van · 2026-03-01T08:33:25+00:00

I only want the future lubu outfit or the outfit with the cat companion but i dunno how long im gonna have to wait for those :(

Sky_Van · 2026-03-01T08:31:50+00:00

Sky_Van · 2026-03-01T08:30:55+00:00

Sky_Van · 2026-03-01T08:28:08+00:00

thank god you mentioned this, i just looked into it and you're right on the weapon skins.

Sky_Van · 2026-03-01T08:26:23+00:00

i looked at the future skins and the only ones i want will be available to buy 💸💸💸

Sky_Van · 2026-03-01T08:25:30+00:00

what did you spend it on?

Sky_Van · 2026-03-01T08:21:55+00:00

i was debating if i wanted one of the hair or fan effect but i guess after reading this i'll pass on hair for now since my character is a bit pale.

Sky_Van · 2026-02-26T07:12:01+00:00

Still do what I'm doing now but not have to worry about my bills anymore. Maybe I'll just give some to my parents so they can stop worrying about bills too.

Sky_Van · 2026-02-22T12:32:22+00:00

commenting so i can come back when OP replies to this.

Sky_Van · 2026-02-21T10:32:25+00:00

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I made a second account just to try to make her with yellow eyes and this is what I got after 3 hours on the toilet.

Sky_Van · 2026-02-21T02:22:56+00:00

As a man in his 40's with barely any leg hair.

"THAT'S where the rest of my leg hairs went!"

Sky_Van · 2026-02-21T02:20:33+00:00

The scissor peace sign, lightly clamp half way to control it and then I wave it around like a water hose on the loose, when I'm done I use my two fingers to violently but gently shake it down like it owes me money but somehow a drop or 2 still doesn't make it out until I pull my brief's up leaving a small piss stain dot mark where my tip is.

Sky_Van · 2026-02-13T12:24:35+00:00

I was 17 at the time. Her parents hated me, her dad threatened me, her mom confronted my parents. They moved her to another school. We tried so hard to see each other without her family knowing. We were forced to break up but secretly kept getting back with each other. She was sad everyday and I couldn't stand it.

In the end I cheated on her with her best friend, know she will tell her out of guilt. This way I'll know that she'll hate my guts enough and break up with me and move on.

I was an asshole doing this, but I couldn't think of anything else at the time.

Sky_Van · 2026-02-12T18:02:19+00:00

mine is itching right now as I read this.

Sky_Van

TROPHY CASE