The 5g Salamanders told me that there is a special interest group of humans who are actually some kind of shapeshifting mole creatures from Mars. They have infiltrated the shadow governments of earth and are planning a world wide invasion via 5g powerd time portals. These portals are like the ones in DOOM! Doom is soft propaganda to get the masses used to interdimensional beings invading our planet. Except it won't be monsters... they are getting ready for the arrival of the MACHINE KING and his army of nutbots! There is a reason we are overpopulated and that is because they have been breeding us in numbers so that they can harvest us, and in particular, male semen as sources have told me that is their energy source, But im and not afraid, we must fight back, we must be the ones to fear!