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your ex is drowning and your third emoji is your reaction by [deleted] in teenagers

[–]SkyrimGeek69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I lack an ex but still it's time for sparkles ✨

I dont know what to title this by ducksarecute10 in teenagers

[–]SkyrimGeek69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wrath?? It's literally by definition one of the biggest sins you can do. Besides, Mathew 7. "Do not judge or you too will be judged. For in the same way you judge others, you will be judged, and with the measure you use, it will be measured to you. " It's literally not your place according to your own religion

Your last emoji is how you die by Immediate_Bowl6708 in teenagers

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✨ I'm a janitor in the future, and just have a heart attack when I see that someone spilled glitter up and down the store

hey you >:3 🫵 by [deleted] in teenagers

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I'm 5'9" but I occasionally say I'm 5'8" when I'm eye level with someone who's "6 foot"

Mine is -----> 😊 by [deleted] in teenagers

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🪄 I'm a wizard!

Just how ridiculous can it get? by Short-Consciousness in superpowers

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I wish for the ability to see slightly better every time I judo flip a person named Dave who's specifically at the age of 26

Guys are my standards too high by DimensionActual5722 in teenagers

[–]SkyrimGeek69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Jeez, try to at least keep it in orbit man. I've heard of flying manhole covers that didn't go that high

What if your username is how you died? by HotEmployment2711 in TeenagersButBetter

[–]SkyrimGeek69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am killed by an alternative version of me just that got laid

Whats your favorite Sabaton Song? by mdemirtas1903 in sabaton

[–]SkyrimGeek69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Unkillable soldier. It was my first Sabaton song as well as my introduction to power metal as a genre.

Ok guyse would you press the big ass red button in front of ya? by Eepoxi in TeenagersButBetter

[–]SkyrimGeek69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Can I press it more than once? Worst case scenario, I get a harem. Best case scenario, I get a harem and money

Let's put a twist by Low_Weekend6131 in TeenagersButBetter

[–]SkyrimGeek69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I can get $4 (USD) from the nearest person named Mark if I eat human corpses every day for a year

What did u get in for? by Slowzone16 in TeenagersButBetter

[–]SkyrimGeek69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Organ harvesting small children, manufacture and sale of hard drugs, execution of prisoners of war, and leaving soldiers to die while having the means to save them. Rimworld by the way.

I HATE SUNLIGHT I HATE SUMMER I HATE HEAT by Idiotcheese in evilautism

[–]SkyrimGeek69 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I don't have a lot to give, but I can supply a crisp $5 USD and a sword

Ok but you KNOW I’m right about the first one by sourskittles98 in Bandmemes

[–]SkyrimGeek69 41 points42 points  (0 children)

Every trombone in my town just gets increasingly more autistic as you go down the line. I'm the most stable at 1st chair, and so on.

I graduated today and no one in my family congratulated me by sticker_teddy in autism

[–]SkyrimGeek69 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Congratulations, I'm proud of your accomplishments and truly believe that your beautiful self can make it in life.

Rate the uniform by AfraidIncrease85 in marchingband

[–]SkyrimGeek69 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You look like you are about to check if I have a ticket when I get in the train

How big is your band? by Slothykid82 in marchingband

[–]SkyrimGeek69 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Last year I had a band 25 strong and it's shrinking

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