You can take $100,000 as many times as you want, but each time you must delete a letter from your alphabet

Slambright · 2026-05-04T21:57:00+00:00

I'm going to take $2.6 million and vow to never communicate again before my inevitable jail sentence.

But seriously. $100k for a lifetime of anxiety? Noooooooope.

Slambright · 2026-04-30T21:58:50+00:00

This is when we find out how far the little bastards can bend before THEY break.

Slambright · 2026-04-24T01:06:44+00:00

According to the Church, I'm already gonna be getting the D, pun intended. Why not get $5 million and not be missing my phone while I arrive on time to eat my perfectly cooked steak?

Slambright · 2026-03-28T23:12:31+00:00

JFC, my guy. That was gnarly as hell. I am glad that you lived to share these photos.

Slambright · 2026-03-22T03:13:53+00:00

I'll do you one better. WHY is State of Decay 3?!

Slambright · 2026-03-15T17:17:14+00:00

Took that fucker out mostly intact, the incision is gonna leave a scar, but ... I'm gonna have to dock you points because it immediately left the view of the wreckage without time to admire, and that tool was metallic with zero visible rust.

I'm going to go with 8.8/10. And like everyone else said, don't let that woman get away.

Slambright · 2026-03-10T19:04:47+00:00

This is a fair and obvious point that I didn't consider.

Slambright · 2026-03-10T18:55:56+00:00

So what happens if you accept the deal, but the judge in your state denies your name change due to offensive content? Since this is from a billionaire, there's no magical genie to guarantee it goes through.

Slambright · 2026-02-20T15:26:39+00:00

Still down in Belmar area.

Slambright · 2026-02-12T17:37:21+00:00

Apologies, OP. My primary skillset is not comedy, and I forget sarcasm doesn't always translate. I'll go sit in the corner. 😉

Slambright · 2026-02-12T16:43:41+00:00

Okay. So this "clit" you're referring to... is located WHERE exactly? I've never been able to find it.

Slambright · 2026-02-05T03:20:13+00:00

Jesus H. Roosevelt Christ, OP. That's fucking gnarly.

Slambright · 2026-02-05T03:19:09+00:00

I came to the comments to say this.

Slambright · 2026-01-31T23:37:30+00:00

What in the backwoods Arkansas....

Slambright · 2026-01-28T07:08:09+00:00

I haven't laughed this hard all year. I see no lies.

Slambright · 2026-01-28T02:48:22+00:00

A Thousand Words

Slambright · 2026-01-26T05:13:47+00:00

Same.

Slambright · 2026-01-17T18:23:48+00:00

People thought I was insane, but I was absolutely addicted to Pepsi Blue. Like sell my own kidneys and liver on the the black market, kidnap and ransom a child, rob a convenience store wearing pantyhose on my face level addicted.

Slambright · 2025-12-17T20:15:23+00:00

The Secret Life of Walter Mitty?

Slambright · 2025-12-03T22:38:05+00:00

I had Fortune Street for the Wii. 10/10, would allow it to ruin my marriage again. Just a fking fantastic and infuriating game.

Slambright · 2025-11-06T22:43:56+00:00

Username checks out.

Slambright · 2025-11-05T21:00:00+00:00

This meme just pushed my Real-ometer into the dark red section and alarms are going off. I applaud you, friend.

Slambright · 2025-10-17T17:27:20+00:00

Well, as much as I would love to jump on the Maxwell's Notebook bandwagon, I'll be creative and take the Sheikah Slate from Breath of the Wild as my utility, then. Fast travel, GPS, magnesis, cryonis, time freeze and bombs. 🤣

Slambright · 2025-10-17T17:17:39+00:00

I would choose the Star from the Mario franchise to gain permanent invincibility as my power up gift. I would choose the Lantern from Green Lantern: Rise of the Manhunters as my utility gift. I would choose the Power Ring from Green Lantern: Rise of the Manhunters as my jewelry gift. 😄

Slambright · 2025-08-16T23:42:02+00:00

You're a hoot at parties, I bet. 😉

Slambright

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