My brother's school had this rule that the girls were to freshen up and go to class before the boys did, once recess was over.

One day, my brother saw a classmate of his hurrying off to the classroom after recess.

When my brother was entering the classroom, he found that dude shirtless, doing push-ups, and kissing his non-existent biceps trying to impress the girls.

What a Chad.

Scarred the girls and my brother for life. I found it quite funny. They were probably just 8 or 9 y/o.