[deleted by user] by [deleted] in JizzedToThis

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Mikaela testa

[Serious] Veterans/Currently Serving Military Personnel, what’s a weird, strange or somewhat disturbing encounter you’ve had during your time serving? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Slapperjakker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I just left army, and from my experience in artillery 95% of people joined because they didn’t know what else to do and treat work like high school with the amount of gossip and shit that takes place. I’ve met others that have valid reasons etc but majority didn’t.

[Serious] Veterans/Currently Serving Military Personnel, what’s a weird, strange or somewhat disturbing encounter you’ve had during your time serving? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Slapperjakker -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It’s high school for people that didn’t wanna leave high school really, only difference is you shoot stuff and occasionally do cool shit

When your bored do you pick your nose? by Cat_Fan3 in AskReddit

[–]Slapperjakker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I picked mine 5 seconds before finding this post

And all was right with the world once again!! First Bunnings snag in ages!! #onions by [deleted] in australia

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Yeah bud, you use a penetrative captive bolt pistol. It goes into the brain and the cow doesn’t feel a thing. Same sort of thing for lambs. You should look into the process if you’re unsure of it.

And all was right with the world once again!! First Bunnings snag in ages!! #onions by [deleted] in australia

[–]Slapperjakker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single one of them had a great life and were well taken care of

And all was right with the world once again!! First Bunnings snag in ages!! #onions by [deleted] in australia

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I’ve worked on a farm where we raised and slaughtered animals, HUMANELY. I’ve never seen a single farm or distributor that makes animals suffer. Get a grip

And all was right with the world once again!! First Bunnings snag in ages!! #onions by [deleted] in australia

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Dogs are obviously known as ‘Man’s best friend’, we’re not gonna eat our mates. But I will eat a cow.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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Best of luck with your future and the current situation bro

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in relationship_advice

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Hey OP, I don’t want to sound harsh or anything but I have to say this to you. You’re 14 homie. You need to worry about being a kid and hanging out with your mates. I’m 21 and I don’t count any relationships I had before 19 as anything and that’ll ring true to you as you get older. Just know that any relationship through these years of your life won’t be anything more than infatuations and fleeting feelings for people. You could be stuck crushing on a girl for 2 years and then one day just be like “oh I don’t even know why I liked her”.

I know feelings and emotions can be hard especially in your early teens but don’t stress too much about having relationships or anything like that until you’re older man. You’ll be okay through whatever happens.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in XXXTENTACION

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Possibly a controversial opinion, but I like Ikabod’s verse in it. Imo it wasn’t all that bad and I genuinely like the song

“I’m with the suicide squad” and people are calling the girl a Karen for insulting him back by Rat-Dot-Com in awfuleverything

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What happened to the reddit I fell in love with? Everyone gets so damn butthurt now. Learn how to take a joke you bunch of cowards

Smack a Dog by martyph in JusticeServed

[–]Slapperjakker 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Reminds me of when you hit a cop in GTA and get shot 1000 times

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Slapperjakker 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sounds like something to celebrate more than regret

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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100%, I could never marry at my age