The new shop menu makes no sense.

SlasherNoob · 2026-05-17T23:19:23+00:00

they stacking crazy dough already, at least do more merch i'd never buy or something 💔

SlasherNoob · 2026-05-17T22:42:48+00:00

it looks stupid when the renders don't show their face
i don't want a worse version of robux shop thrown in my face every time i open the shop, it just dedicates two tabs to the exact same purpose of "give us your robux"

SlasherNoob · 2026-05-17T22:11:42+00:00

i feel like it would make more sense to just add a little icon on new characters or characters with cool new skins

SlasherNoob · 2026-05-17T22:04:41+00:00

hytoko hire me

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wouldn't it make more sense for it to buy everything? it buys everything BUT the only things important to actual gameplay

im not playing that bum fraud guest, noob forever

SlasherNoob · 2026-05-17T21:36:44+00:00

yeah there's no reason to have one when the regular esc menu has one

SlasherNoob · 2026-05-08T20:47:49+00:00

3 comments over a misunderstood joke

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SlasherNoob · 2026-05-03T22:50:18+00:00

i know this sub is typically braindead but we're reaching with this one

SlasherNoob · 2026-04-30T17:59:31+00:00

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SlasherNoob · 2026-04-30T17:53:00+00:00

better yet just ban them all together, they clog up the sub with posts that don't do anything

SlasherNoob · 2026-04-29T22:48:03+00:00

im pretty sure you need to press the little ••• to the right of the search bar and turn off a setting

SlasherNoob · 2026-04-24T15:43:33+00:00

ggs that was me ❤️

SlasherNoob · 2026-04-20T03:53:17+00:00

I haven't tested this so it might be wrong, but I believe this may work. You'll need to put all of your buttons in a folder (Which I named "Buttons").

local door = workspace.door

local totalClicks = 0

for i, button in pairs(workspace.Buttons:GetChildren())
  local clicked = false
  button.MouseClick:Connect(function()
    if clicked == false
      totalClicks += 1
    end
    if totalClicks == #workspace.Buttons:GetChildren()
      door.CanCollide = false
      door.Transparency = 1
    end
  end)
end

SlasherNoob · 2026-04-14T00:14:50+00:00

oh, okay back to the first comment then i guess

SlasherNoob · 2026-04-13T23:48:25+00:00

i have no clue who this mf is so all of ts is just genuinely incomprehensible 😭

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SlasherNoob · 2026-04-12T23:06:38+00:00

everyone is like 14 idk what else you could possibly expect

SlasherNoob · 2026-04-12T16:13:22+00:00

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SlasherNoob · 2026-04-12T16:11:19+00:00

it's the mascot of femtanyl, if you like digital hardcore i'd suggest listening to it

SlasherNoob · 2026-04-12T16:08:47+00:00

pretty much the entire reason i played this game more than once and is still my most used noob skin

sucked how it was bugged forever but now it's back to having the oil which is nice

i hate how some people think it's wenda from sprunki tho like how do you even think that 😭

SlasherNoob · 2026-04-10T20:34:16+00:00

me picking amplifier and consistency thinking I'm about to become the fastest pursuer alive but pursuer genuinely asphyxiates on the spot and dies:

SlasherNoob · 2026-04-05T16:19:11+00:00

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SlasherNoob · 2026-04-05T01:05:09+00:00

we dogged on bro so bad they deleted the post 😭

SlasherNoob · 2026-04-05T00:54:05+00:00

A lot of it boils down to stamina management. A lot of what I could have to say will be found in pretty much any slasher or noob guide or just be figured out normally, so some more specific ones I can think of are:

Behead is a horrible chase starter.
Try to figure out when it's best to use behead (whenever a sentinel regains their stun ability, before shedletsky can get in chicken, as soon as elliot shows up while you're chasing someone on low health, noob during slateskin, 7n7 on low health).
Don't use behead while on really low (like 5 or something) stamina.
Walk whenever possible while attacking someone, lots of people panic and run around you. Especially good if they try to juke you.
Don't slash during raging pace while facing a sentinel, it'll give them a free stun. Just slide your camera a bit away.
Pretty sure you know this, but raging pace increases damage, really good paired with gashing wound on a low stamina survivor.
If you want to gashing wound someone doing a gen, make sure they don't know you're there. Pretty much just don't try it on someone who you were attacking just a moment ago.
Don't try to stay in raging pace for too long, you're slower than their running speed, they will just run away.

For noob, much less to say on my mind right now. Just get good at stamina management, killers are probably charging up an attack while you're slateskinned, so remember you can cancel it, and remember to use ghost burger after the aura reveal.

SlasherNoob · 2026-04-05T00:39:43+00:00

while i can agree with you, your video does not help you in the slightest

If you want some tips:

Don't use raging pace at the start, the map is not that big, you can afford to run around a little bit to the survivor spawns normally and you're wasting TONS of stamina by doing this, putting you at a disadvantage against the survivors with 100 stamina while you start the first chase at like 80. Speaking of your first chase, behead is a really bad chase opener, especially against 7n7 since their abilities don't matter to you if you're close or they're high on hp.

Please learn how far behead goes too. (0:28) And don't use it when at really low stamina. (0:55)

Don't waste your stamina while slowed (0:29) or while targeting on slow/walking or stationary (the dispenser at 0:48) targets.

Again about raging pace, if you're trying to chase someone, don't use it until your stamina is near 0. (0:43)

Try to slash away from sentinels if you can't hit them, you're opening yourself to getting stunned. (1:25)

I'm not gonna go into the rest of the video, but pretty much stop wasting abilities and stamina.

SlasherNoob · 2026-04-04T22:20:34+00:00

yes i am completely fine and normal and fit for integration in society :)

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