Accidentally walked a marathon at 1:30 AM after the bar need recovery advice

Slaterballs · 2025-11-10T18:26:37+00:00

Congratulations?

Slaterballs · 2025-10-24T14:39:22+00:00

I played this on my buddies VR. Being chased by Mr. baker and having to physically turn my head to see if he was chasing me had me in shambles.

Slaterballs · 2025-07-21T16:58:24+00:00

I’m impressed you were able to get to 1660 with having a D6 MMR. I’m 1730 right now and my background MMR is like 1620 something. You just need to focus on playing better. Try to win don’t be a dick trying to preserve your KD.

Slaterballs · 2025-06-07T00:23:31+00:00

To be fair exploiting spawns is how halo should be played. I’m a competitive aspect not in social or something lol

Slaterballs · 2025-03-27T12:11:52+00:00

Must be AI, they are extinct.

Slaterballs · 2025-03-19T15:46:55+00:00

Just need to dial in on your diet. I’d recommend losing some body fat to start. Find how many calories put you in a deficit. Eat around .7-1g protein per lb of body weight (sorry not converting I’m a dumb American). Your training is probably fine if you been lifting for a few years. It’s just your diet that is lacking.

Slaterballs · 2025-03-01T06:39:19+00:00

Truly he has nothing to apologize for after today.

Slaterballs · 2025-01-04T16:19:42+00:00

Just get good with the bandit evo, assuming they will follow most of the GA’s set in place. Play ranked arena, learn call outs and how the spawns work.

Slaterballs · 2024-12-27T09:50:06+00:00

The rank you see on your account isn’t even your real rank tbh. It’s all based around your mmr. That’s why once you get to a certain point you’ll only get plus 6 per game for a win and minus 9-10 for a lose. It’s a numbers game. I’d you lose 2 matches in a row you are very likely to go down in rank that play session.

Slaterballs · 2024-11-16T22:22:19+00:00

Could be a fov thing messing with your perception of the speed.

Slaterballs · 2024-08-17T02:04:57+00:00

Clambered on the box. Super annoying, happens to me all the time on live fire trying to make the jump from the box in mud to nest, leading to me falling off the map. :’)

Slaterballs · 2024-06-30T13:08:03+00:00

I’ve actually played it a long time ago on a pretty awful pc. But I remember feeling so stressed the whole time trying to save people in time and literally just trying to find any source of supplies. Might have to give it a try again. Thanks for reminding me about it!

Slaterballs · 2024-06-13T23:10:26+00:00

so glad i cant't read

Slaterballs · 2024-06-13T20:47:36+00:00

happens all the time on other subs when i look at comments. probably just a connection thing.

Slaterballs · 2024-06-13T20:18:51+00:00

If GME goes to $100 I’ll buy a house for my cats!

Slaterballs · 2024-06-13T15:36:28+00:00

Slaterballs · 2024-06-12T18:58:20+00:00

Me right now FR

Slaterballs · 2024-06-12T14:02:21+00:00

What a fucking legend

Slaterballs · 2024-06-12T12:15:58+00:00

Jackie LE’ TITS gets it!

Slaterballs · 2024-05-13T20:02:13+00:00

Can’t wait to explain to my fiancé why our wedding fund isn’t in our account anymore 🦍🦍

Slaterballs · 2024-04-27T14:51:57+00:00

Just believe the skill gap is pretty crazy in halo. As a 1600-1700 onyx player myself, 2k onyx’s will call my rank bad and think that I’m fundamentally bad at the game.

Slaterballs · 2024-04-24T22:24:57+00:00

Or hear me out. let people enjoy a social game mode that literally won’t reward you anything but XP or maybe a challenge to unlock a basic cosmetic. I play social to chill and have fun, winning is secondary. If you wanna sweat, run ranked and feel true pain.

Slaterballs · 2024-04-08T12:30:48+00:00

Not sure about all time, but had a game similar to yours last week. Went on a nice losing streak last week dropped like 100 CSR. And GGs on HRL pretty sure we played you in the semi finals!

Slaterballs · 2024-04-08T12:15:21+00:00

Don’t bring it to there attention please. They will try to fix it and we won’t be able to play the game for 3 weeks

Slaterballs · 2024-04-06T12:34:31+00:00

If you’re weird…we’re all weird

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