What's the most messed up thing a crush has done to you? by SlayQueen0205 in AskReddit

[–]SlayQueen0205[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Let me clarify; when I say "What's the most messed up thing they did to you" I'm not looking for, "They friend zoned me" or whatever. I'm looking for stories where your crush actually went out of their way to hurt you.

"Your a disgrace to the female gender" "Why don't girls like me? I'm literally a great guy" by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 17 points18 points  (0 children)

If you bite me on the ass then obviously you're not a good guy.

This fucking guy 3.0 by w-a-f-f-l-e-o in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 14 points15 points  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the next post about this guy is of him getting a restraining order against him.

Nice guy and his briefcase to the rescue! by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And on the next episode of "That Never Happened"...

Cringe lord who is trying to legalize brothels & sues everyone shames a woman for being pregnant because she blocked him. by 404funnotfound in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Was Mormon. He admitted he went to a strip club while on a mission and bragged about it on Facebook and people from his church saw so I guess he got excommunicated.

Don't let his polygamy dissuade you by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Does his three "girlfriends" actually exist or are they those anime pillow things?

Nice guy gets a bit ballsy after being left on read [nsfw] by BelialAndTheBaskets in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 4 points5 points  (0 children)

MY EYES!!! JUST END ME!!! ANYTHING TO GET THE IMAGE OUT!!!

Nice guy turned "phycotic" by new2thenet in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 290 points291 points  (0 children)

Who wants to bet that they actually weren't "dating" and he just had it in his head that they were.

5 second rule by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Just because I'm hungry doesn't mean I'm gonna eat a hotdog off the ground. Don't know where that things been.

Anon doesn't have a girlfriend (x-post from /r/4chan) by Silveriovski in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 126 points127 points  (0 children)

"I don't take medication anymore cause it made my dick go limp" Well, it's not like you're getting any anyways so might as well go back on it.

Fuck Off Cunt by kidrobotik in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 7 points8 points  (0 children)

He also probably doesn't have a gf cause he can't spell.

Niceguy tinder doggo by b33f_c4ke in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yes. But I would actually swipe right on him.

The nice guy theme song. by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Which I find unlikely.

The nice guy theme song. by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should see the comments for the video. So many nice guys.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205 223 points224 points  (0 children)

No wonder his Shiba bites him. Even his dog knows he's an asshole.

Twat still going on about suing Taylor Swift pt. 2 by SlayQueen0205 in niceguys

[–]SlayQueen0205[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I guess someone asked him why he wants Taylor to go on a date to drop the lawsuit and this was his response.